Guilty.
Actually, it's pretty amazing what a little makeup can do ...
Posted on 04/05/2012 6:26:30 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A Coral Springs woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly attacking her boyfriend when he refused to have sex with her.
Inez Nunez, 18, was arrested on a domestic battery charge around 2:30 p.m. at their home in the 5700 block of West 47th Court, police said.
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“attacking her boyfriend when he refused to have sex with her”
They say there’s a first time for everything. Lacking precedence the courts will have a rough time with this.
Guilty.
Actually, it's pretty amazing what a little makeup can do ...
Agreed!
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.” — Dorothy Parker
In a sexual relationship, sex is just the “icing on the cake”. If you try to eat nothing but icing, you will also get sick.
In the old South, there was a time honored tradition called “necking”, and it was better than a mountain of marital guidance counseling for a couple to discover if they were long term compatible.
A potential couple would sit on a couch and kiss. Just kiss, no other anything. Under light chaperonage just in the area, but not there with them. The objective was to just kiss for an entire hour. Most potential couples didn’t last five minutes before they *knew*, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were *not* compatible. No use to even try with each other after that.
Conversely, if they could neck for an hour, and still like each other, they could be married with a high probability that they would stay married for life.
If you necked with a half dozen to a dozen people without finding someone compatible, you might as well resign yourself to living your life as a bachelor, which some did.
It also tended to discourage those who just wanted sex with no possibility of marriage, to limit themselves to prostitutes. If they tried anything while necking, a quick call to the chaperone and they would be kicked out of there, never to return. And their name would be ruined so they would get no more chances.
Laz is an inspiration to us all.
Check my tagline.
She might look ok, but maybe she has BO. Nothing can turn you off like BO can. For those in Rio Linda, BO means body odor.
Or they were both just horny as h**l.
If you necked with a half dozen to a dozen people without finding someone compatible, you might as well resign yourself to living your life as a bachelor, which some did.
6 people? And there is a reason this screwed up "necking" system is no longer being used. Not everything was "good" about the "good old days"
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's only an single bagger. And wanting to have sex. During the day! Is definitely extenuating circumstances. A nice bottle of cheap wine, couple of shots of tequila or maybe 4 beers or so...and I say NOT GUILTY!!!
sky rockets in flight..........afternoon delight.
He is going through a messy divorce.... I kind of think his soon be be ex-wife had something to do with it.He has not made any threats or does he want to hurt anyone, he just wanted the two timing now lesbian creature out of his house. But, it does make you think, what the hell else is in Obamacare that the doctor and we don’t know.
Well if the are hot he might as well let them stay and ask to watch..make the best out of bad situation. LOL.
It fell out of fashion because of the sexual revolution, and young people persuaded that casual sex, not marriage, was the way to go. Which didn’t quite turn out as well as they had hoped.
The bottom line is that if you tried necking with half a dozen or a dozen people, and it just didn’t work with any of them, the light would pretty much dawn that you “weren’t the marrying kind”. And that is a heck of a lot less painful than having three or four failed marriages because you didn’t realize you were incompatible until after you were married. It is also a lot less harmful to children of failed marriages.
Now especially in the South, not being compatible wouldn’t necessarily mean that you wouldn’t get married at all; just that the marriage would be a financial arrangement, a financial partnership instead of a romantic one.
And those aren’t particularly good partnerships, much less marriages, either.
I cant believe you use this as a litmus test to whether you are marriage material or not. It's near talibanish/7th century way to marriage.
Actually, Chelsea looked much more like Howdy Doody. Somebody posted a great “separated at birth?” post on that, and the resemblance was striking.
It’s easy to make fun, but the fella in this arrangement likely did the smart thing in being the one to *ping* the LEOs. Got his story in first, y’might say.
Still... gotta point and laugh a tad. I’ll bet she’s five foot nuttin and turns out nicely with a dab of makeup. If your definition of nicely also includes demanding and mercurial, that is.
Just the opposite, this is a personal realization, not a dictat from anyone in authority. There are a goodly number of people out there who, one way or another, decide that they are just not inclined to marriage, or even dating. Many are not particularly even interested in sex.
This is pretty astonishing to those whose lives are truly defined by their sexuality, or at least by their sexual relationships. They cannot imagine how or why anyone would be like that.
Why was she dating a gay guy?
No way. She’d look like a model with a little hair and makeup. She’s got good bone structure.
She thinks she ‘s still in the 70’s with afternoon delight!!LOL
was arrested on a domestic battery charge around 2:30 p.m. at their home ............She thinks she ‘s still in the 70’s with afternoon delight!!LOL
You have the last set of pics backwards there. The one on the left is made up to look better. Just helping you out.
I could structure a bone for her. She's cute in a "band camp" sort of way. I'm going to hit it before Laz does.
I hate to say it, but I think he did the right thing. ANYTHING else he did would likely land him in jail.
After seeing the way so many females lob false charges against men for almost nothing, they know they can ruin someone's life for good with a few false charges.
Give him credit at least for waking up to what she was really like and refusing to cooperate with her on any level.
I’m going to hit it before Laz does.
From what I’ve read, if you don’t hit it, it will hit you!
I keep seeing comments about “Laz.” Is that something like a “Zot?”
Yes, and no.
One of them is something like a bolt of lightning, that comes out of nowhere, hits you like a ton of bricks, leaves you stunned and burned to a crisp, wondering what the hell it was and why there's nothing left of you.
And the other is how FreeRepublic suspends or bans wayward members.
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Thanks?
Do you want paper, plastic or canvas?
You're welcome. :)
A more useful description might be:
"ZOT" is the action of the Admin Moderator, or in some instances site owner Jim Robinson himself, nuking the posting account of a FReeper who has been making trouble (hurling insults, posting obscenity, trolling, post-and-run, boosting socialism, backing Romney or other frowned-upon folks, etc.), or pulling a thread with any of the above. The account may be "suspended" (posting privs gone but the account remains) or "banned" (account is disabled). The thread may be pulled entirely, or just set aside with a History link, to allow examination and critique.
The term "ZOT" derives from the legendary Johnny Hart comic strip "B.C.", where (in some cases) the anteater would shoot out his tongue and eat an ant, or (in other cases) it was lightning or similar. Other comics would use "POW!" or "BAM!".... B.C. used "ZOT!".
Johnny Hart is a much-honored artist around FR, not only for his wonderful funny strips, and the ZOT, but also his overt and unapologetic conservative and Christian themes in his later work. He took a lot of flak from the MSM for that. I'm proud to say that Johnny Hart lived and worked in the Broome County, NY area, which is very near my own home.
There exist threads devoted to the History of the ZOT on FR, including the "Undead Threads". They are hilarious. At the moment I don't have a link for you but if I can find one I'll post it. Maybe someone else will....
There is also the FR Lexicon Thread. That one is similarly useful to a new FReeper
The 2009 FreeRepublic Lexicon (Lingo, Dictionary, Lore Handbook)
There is a section about 40% of the way down that thread, on the history of the ZOT.
It's all in the light spirit of good fun, of course.
I have pinged Laz for any comment. (Also, it's considered proper/polite FR etiquette to ping any FReeper you mention in a post.)
Glad you liked it. I couldn't help it. Shooting fish in a barrel! :)
LOL!
This shouldn’t even be a police matter. He’s lucky he was only slapped and punched for that comment. If she’s that ugly to him, well she either changed or he has low standards because he is her boyfriend.
She's doable.
I am leaning towards Not Guilty but require more evidence.
One of my most endearing qualities is that I eat your children.
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And that's my good point.
Most of the time, when I post "I'd hit it" I already have.
And let me tell you, that old tree stump was SWEEEEEEEEEEETtttt....
So that old tree stump was a good piece of ash?
very plausible scenario
MONA DIESEL LOL
The old tree stump gave me wood.
It worked with my wife.
Three way “Separated at Birth”, Chelsea, Howdy Doodie and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
ROFL with tears down my cheeks!
And I believe you -- maybe it was the honey in the beehive...
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