Posted on 04/05/2012 8:09:20 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Every day on Rush’s show he has one caller who makes the show today its Mary who is on now. The one who escaped from the welfare trap,just terrific.
LOL!!!
This is the second caller from Michigan Rush has had this week who has escaped from the welfare mentality.
Reminds me of a woman here at work, a lovely 30-something who has a Director-level position. She also came from Michigan, just outside of Detroit. She shocked us one day by telling us that she grew up on welfare, and while she had fond childhood memories of Government cheese, the rest of her childhood was awful.
I’m a Pirates fan. You mean there is more than one of me in this world?
Uh-oh.
Just heard on the newsbreak that Newt’s healthcare think tank has filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
That’s what the coming election is all about! Its not Romney vs. obama. Its capitalism vs.communism!!We have to win it.
But he didn’t give her, Mary, an iPad!!! I totally expected him to do so. He must have run out.
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Mary was a great call!
Ahhh, crap...just heard that Gingrich’s health care think tank has filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy...and a local JCPenney call center is closing—300 layoffs.
I’m goin back to baseball game.
I think the world of Newt but he has obvious problems.
Well heck yes.
I think he lost track of the time at a hard break...Maybe he will have Jim(snerdley) call her back and take care of her.
Count me in the Pirate ship too...
Do you ever think they are reverse seminar callers?
That’s an interesting concept. You think they are making this stuff up?
well....bags are free at Southwest....lol
speakin of that....wonder why some NOW gal hasn’t sued to fly free
Bottom of the fifth, still 0-0; Bedard for Bucs pitching well (I think only 3 hits given up).
In addition to the nail salon quip...anyone else loving the Rush as Piers Morgan!?!
I completely concur. Obama is just not an option for re-election. Everything it means to be an American will be forever changed if he gets another term.
I have no reason other than if seminar callers exist I’d think reverse seminar caller do too.
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