I find this rather tedious. If you have a point to make why don't you just go ahead and make it in plain language?
If and when you do, this time you might keep in mind my observation at the end of my reply #7:
All of this is rank speculation on my part.
Fifty-two years ago this week, I chose to enlist in the U.S. Air Force, and I am immensely proud of what I did during my hitch. But I have to tell all you sailors out there, that when I see one of the carrier battle groups arrayed in the four corners of the globe, I sort of wish I’d gone a few doors down to the Navy recruiters.
“I find this rather tedious.”
I bet your namesake never found it rather tedious.