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Guaranteed. (Vanity)
April 10, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/10/2012 10:05:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz

It pains me to write this, but I am a realist: Barack Obama is one-hundred-percent guaranteed to win the 2012 Presidential race, and there is precious little anyone can do about it.

Please do not take this as a license to do nothing to prevent it. It is best that we go to our fate knowing we did all we could to stop it. We must know in deep in our core that all our hearts and souls were poured into thwarting the plans of this tyrant.

However: allow me to present the reasons I know we are destined to have another -- terminal -- four years of Obama:

  1. War With Iran: One-hundred-percent chance of Obama going to war with Iran in August of 2012. This will be a cynical pseudo-war intended ONLY to benefit Obama with the very-long-demonstrated rally-round-the-President phenomenon. August also gives the proper time frame to allow the momentum to build in Obama's favor, and yet not be long enough of a 'war' to garner popular anger. It also prevents the Republicans from having enough time to educate the public about this hideously-cynical Machiavellian move.
  2. High Gas Prices as a Positive: The War with Iran will allow Obama to claim he is doing this to reduce gasoline prices, or prevent them from rising. This is nonsense, of course: It will be launched for political reasons and his Transportation Secretary pick, Steven Chu, has long been on record as favoring very high gasoline prices.
  3. Race Wars: Racial low-grade warfare will be purposefully pushed by this Administration, and coupled with a complicit press, the incidents of black-on-white violent crime will be 'disappeared down the memory hole', but any white-on-black violent crime will be heralded and trumpeted on every headline on every newspaper and Gangster Government Media outlet. This is intended to increase the black vote.
  4. Lies about the Economy: The complicit press will continue to lie about the economy, biasing things to show Obama in a good light.
  5. Occupy Wall Street: Occupy Wall Street protests will drastically increase, in a manner intended to highlight Mitt Romney's wealth and paint him as a 1%-er, and paint Obama as an average guy.
These are the major election strategies Obama clearly intends to run on. Add in some of the more minor strategies: Active and ignored voter fraud; Ignoring and overruling Supreme Court rulings on Obamacare being unconstitutional; and the fabricated 'Republican war on women', and you have a formula for guaranteed Obama re-election.

And if you thought Obama was bad in Presidential term one, imagine him with nothing to lose in Presidential term two.


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1 posted on 04/10/2012 10:05:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

You don’t need to re-post. We know what you meant! :-)


2 posted on 04/10/2012 10:10:53 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (A MUST WATCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KeOLurcQaqI)
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To: Lazamataz

Bull.

Respectfully,


3 posted on 04/10/2012 10:11:02 AM PDT by Buckhead
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To: Lazamataz

I strongly....DISAGREE!


4 posted on 04/10/2012 10:11:02 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: Lazamataz

You forgot #1: He will cheat. There will be major voter fraud throughout the country.


5 posted on 04/10/2012 10:11:22 AM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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To: Lazamataz

X2


6 posted on 04/10/2012 10:11:40 AM PDT by Red Steel
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..

The Official Lazamataz Somewhat-Disturbing Ping List - 27 Satisfied Customers!


7 posted on 04/10/2012 10:12:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz
Sir, I think you are dead on 100% right. Add in the following:
95% of the black vote
80-85% of the Latino vote
65% of the Jewish vote
60% of the women's vote
30-35% of the white male vote
Obama wins by 5-10 points.
8 posted on 04/10/2012 10:12:25 AM PDT by Tupelo ( 2012 TEA PARTYER but no longer a Republican)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear; Lazamataz

He used the second post to showcase his vastly-improved spelling skills.


9 posted on 04/10/2012 10:12:34 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Lazamataz

46% of Americans are on some kind of government assistance.
BO is their god.


10 posted on 04/10/2012 10:12:37 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am Breitbart)
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To: Lazamataz

guaranteed? Nah. 50-50.


11 posted on 04/10/2012 10:13:17 AM PDT by mamelukesabre (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line)
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To: Lazamataz

*Nothing* is 100% sure.


12 posted on 04/10/2012 10:13:21 AM PDT by VietVet (I am old enough to know who I am and what I believe, and I 'm not inclined to apologize for any of)
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To: Buckhead
I'm actually kinda hoping to prevent it, bro, by getting into the public meme the War With Iran strategy.

It's the only one of the options that's a sure winner, and it's important that we head it off at the pass by predicting it and circulating it's prediction widely.

But to be noticed, you must be catchy. This post is certainly intended to be catchy. :)

13 posted on 04/10/2012 10:15:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Oh and don’t forget about the anti mormon threads that run on FR 24/7 by the select few members of the FRinquisition.


14 posted on 04/10/2012 10:16:09 AM PDT by eastforker (Don't be ornery for Romney, instead Root for Newt!)
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To: Lazamataz

Much better. Now the spelling police won’t have to shoot your dog.


15 posted on 04/10/2012 10:16:26 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: Lazamataz
What will be the October surprise from Øbama?
16 posted on 04/10/2012 10:17:13 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd
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To: Lazamataz
I don't think it is as bleak as you say. There is a great deal of disgust with Obama out there, and he will have trouble holding some big states that he needs to win. However, Obama's odds are much higher if Romney is the nominee. Romney has no idea how to defend against Obama's Alinsky tactics. Gingrich would crush Obama by going after him and his arguments directly, factually and contemptuously. Santorum would probably win even though he would not be as good at defending himself against the onslaught, and might take a few shots in the shorts.

If it is Romney, not sure yet how conservatives will react. I think he might win, but I think he is very likely to lose in numbers similar to Dole for the same reasons and some new ones.

Fight like hell through the convention to keep us from being saddled with Romney. If we fail, then we have to figure out what to do at that point. I don't want to think about failure, either to defeat Romney or Obama.

17 posted on 04/10/2012 10:17:23 AM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: DuncanWaring

Heh!


18 posted on 04/10/2012 10:18:00 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (A MUST WATCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KeOLurcQaqI)
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To: Lazamataz

This is not a funny vanity.


19 posted on 04/10/2012 10:18:15 AM PDT by Third Person
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To: Lazamataz

This is not a funny vanity.


20 posted on 04/10/2012 10:18:15 AM PDT by Third Person
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To: netmilsmom
its more like 60% of households receive some kind of govt money....wages, benefits, pensions, and they you have all the welfare stuff....

look in the mirror people...lots of freepers getting the govt goodies too....

don't care about the black vote or latino...or jews either....all crazy...but the white male vote just kills me....

I knew our whites males were increasingly wimpy but to not stand up for your country and vote for the nice looking dark white guy because you want us all to get along, just very, very sad...

21 posted on 04/10/2012 10:18:39 AM PDT by cherry
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To: Lazamataz
Race riots, yes.

Occupy war on rich, yes.

War with Iran, nope, Russia and China won't allow it.

22 posted on 04/10/2012 10:19:06 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it and the law is what WE say it is.)
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To: Lazamataz
Previously posted here
23 posted on 04/10/2012 10:19:59 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Tupelo

Do you think an 80-85% Latino vote is still possible with what they are doing to Zimmerman? I think they overplayed their race card on this one. The narrative assume he was white. They did everything to make that happen but the truth smashed the narrative. I am thinking more than a few fence sitters will be less likely support the race baiter in chief.


24 posted on 04/10/2012 10:20:13 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: ├čudda├čudd

The October Surprise will be that the surprise came in August.


25 posted on 04/10/2012 10:20:21 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: DallasDeb
You forgot #1: He will cheat.

You beat me to it. That's going to be a major problem. But unlike the other items on Lazamataz's excellent list, no one outside of FR types and maybe Rush will talk about voter fraud.

26 posted on 04/10/2012 10:22:42 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I carrying this lantern? you ask. I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: Lazamataz

1.War With Iran: One-hundred-percent chance of Obama going to war with Iran in August of 2012. This will be a cynical pseudo-war intended ONLY to benefit Obama with the very-long-demonstrated rally-round-the-President phenomenon. August also gives the proper time frame to allow the momentum to build in Obama’s favor, and yet not be long enough of a ‘war’ to garner popular anger. It also prevents the Republicans from having enough time to educate the public about this hideously-cynical Machiavellian move.
2.High Gas Prices as a Positive: The War with Iran will allow Obama to claim he is doing this to reduce gasoline prices, or prevent them from rising. This is nonsense, of course: It will be launched for political reasons and his Transportation Secretary pick, Steven Chu, has long been on record as favoring very high gasoline prices.

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What you are *guaranteeing* is that Obama will engage in the ever popular “War for Oil” campaign that Bush started in Iraq some 10 years ago.

No way. I disagree 100%.

The only way we engage Iran in conflict is if they attack Israel.


27 posted on 04/10/2012 10:22:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lazamataz

I don’t think Iran is going to wait until August.


28 posted on 04/10/2012 10:23:01 AM PDT by SCalGal (Friends don't let friends donate to H$U$ or PETA.)
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To: Lazamataz
I read your words, but I only hear Clutch. Every day! I wake up! I drink a lot of coffee!...and then I just get on with it. Stand UP! Hook UP! Shuffle to the door...give it to me baby...let's go...all of us
29 posted on 04/10/2012 10:23:18 AM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: Tupelo
30-35% of the white male whimp metrosexual vote
30 posted on 04/10/2012 10:24:44 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Navy Patriot
War with Iran, nope, Russia and China won't allow it.

Interesting thesis, but Obama isn't quite rational, and he'll provoke Iran any way he can. He will NOT 'allow' Israel to participate, he hates Israel.

31 posted on 04/10/2012 10:25:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Defiant

I think you underestimate Romney. He did not make a huge fortune by being a wimp. He knows there is more than one way to skin a cat, and will play the nice guy while it suits him, but no longer.


32 posted on 04/10/2012 10:26:25 AM PDT by proxy_user
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To: Lazamataz

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

33 posted on 04/10/2012 10:26:48 AM PDT by A.A. Cunningham (Barry Soetoro is a Kenyan communist)
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t agree but time will tell.

Carter was “winning” until he lost in a landslide...

I don’t see how a “race war” helps Obama. Any riots that occur will be in the major cities where the liberals live and they won’t like it much and won’t be able to claim that another 4 years of Obama will some how cool things down when it all is happening on his watch to begin with.

Most liberals are unarmed and won’t like living in fear in their own homes.


34 posted on 04/10/2012 10:26:48 AM PDT by DB
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To: Navy Patriot
War with Iran, nope, Russia and China won't allow it.

The problem is, he will probably get his conflict, but things may spiral quickly out of control as China and Russia join the conflict on the side of Iran, or simply the side of HELL NO AMERICA.

35 posted on 04/10/2012 10:26:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

So says The Great Lazamataz.

36 posted on 04/10/2012 10:27:24 AM PDT by McGruff (Umm...I'm thinking.)
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To: Tupelo; Lazmataz

I agree with you both. I’ll add this to your factors:

Being as how Mitt Romney is the GOP nominee, at minimum 10% of conservatives abstain from voting for POTUS. Possibly, as high as 18-20%.

Factor that in, and I’d Obama wins by 10 points quite handily.


37 posted on 04/10/2012 10:28:08 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: Lazamataz

There may be a few(sic) left that think Obama has good intentions..
Probably only democrats and Romney voters..

Romney voters just think Obama is overdoing the socialism A BIT..
Santo voters are just pissed off about abortion.. but love the Unions..

Newt voters know the boy is a whore as well.. but if you screw him and not pay... HE WILL CUT YOU..
I got my money on the “b!tch” from Georgia..
He might not “win” but he talks dirty...


38 posted on 04/10/2012 10:29:24 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: Lazamataz
Nothing to lose = "more flexibility"
39 posted on 04/10/2012 10:30:11 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: DB
Don’t agree but time will tell. Carter was “winning” until he lost in a landslide...

I pray you are right. And if I am wrong, I will be the happiest wrong-vanity-poster ever.

In fact, I promise, if I am wrong that I will post a naked picture of myself as pennance.

40 posted on 04/10/2012 10:30:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: cherry

>>.lots of freepers getting the govt goodies too....<<

Ya got that right. In fact, I would venture to say, most of us are. I take that child tax credit, for sure.


41 posted on 04/10/2012 10:34:35 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am Breitbart)
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To: Travis McGee; Squantos

Ya’ll need to be on my ping list. Ask if you want.


42 posted on 04/10/2012 10:35:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: A.A. Cunningham

Please note these lines: “Please do not take this as a license to do nothing to prevent it. It is best that we go to our fate knowing we did all we could to stop it. We must know in deep in our core that all our hearts and souls were poured into thwarting the plans of this tyrant.”


43 posted on 04/10/2012 10:35:05 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Tupelo

80-85% of the Latino vote
65% of the Jewish vote
30-35% of the white male vote


What a about all those white Jewish Latinos like George Zimmerman? I think he is dead wrong. And I think his “I give up” attitude sucks. Most of the 47% that don’t pay taxes will not be motivated to get off their butts in November. Courage, people! Don’t give in to this crap. Vote ABO.


44 posted on 04/10/2012 10:35:05 AM PDT by sueQ
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To: Buckhead

THE Buckhead? Holy cow. This goofy n00b thanks you for your contribution to FR legend.


45 posted on 04/10/2012 10:35:05 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lazamataz

I disagree as to any ‘guarantee,’ and I disagree with most of your points.

1. War With Iran: I simply can’t believe that this Pres. is going to war over anything. He doesn’t have the backbone.

2. High Gas Prices as a Positive: No, I think it is a huge negative. People vote their pocketbooks. This is an established and sometimes unfortunate fact.

3. Race Wars: No question he will continue to prime that pump. We as a people have a part to play, though, too. Are we going to get into it, as blacks or whites? Or are we going to name it when we see it and refuse to participate? There is hope here.

4. Lies about the Economy: No question he will continue to lie, however, people are having their own experiences. In my close family there are a Dem and a Green who have been out of work for a LONG time, and simply can’t find work. No amount of lies about the economy will convince them that things are going well.

5. Occupy Wall Street: Will continue with MSM support, however, they have totally jumped the shark. Even in the SF Chronicle, when they have a story about Occupy doing this or that, 95% of the comments are ANTI.

So I don’t see things nearly as bleakly as you do.


46 posted on 04/10/2012 10:35:18 AM PDT by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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To: Lazamataz

You forgot to mention a very key element.

48% pay no taxes
42% are on some form of Gov’t program.

These folks have a vested interest in the Status Quo - you can expect a VERY large percentage of them to vote, at least once.

Meanwhile, even here on FR - there are a substancial amount of people who are TOO FREAKIN’ LAZY to do their civic duty, and either refuse to vote for Romney (for either his religion, or his various stances), or will do a write in candidate to make some moral point. A vote for a write-in candidate, or a failure to even vote - is a vote for Obama.


47 posted on 04/10/2012 10:36:03 AM PDT by Hodar ( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
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To: Lazamataz

The only real problem is the Republican voters picked the worst possible candidate to run against him.


48 posted on 04/10/2012 10:36:17 AM PDT by JediJones (From the makers of Romney, Bloomberg/Schwarzenegger 2016. Because the GOP can never go too far left.)
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To: Lazamataz
In fact, I promise, if I am wrong that I will post a naked picture of myself as pennance.

Please don't. I don't know that I could take all the "I would NOT hit that" posts that would be sure to follow.

49 posted on 04/10/2012 10:36:31 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: DuncanWaring; Lazamataz

Programmers can’t spell. ;p


50 posted on 04/10/2012 10:37:11 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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