North Korean Rocket Launch Fails, US Officials Confirm

fox40.com/CNN ^ | April 12, 2012

[Free ThinkerNY]

PYONGYANG, North Korea -- Defying warnings from the international community, North Korea launched a long-range rocket it says is carrying a satellite into orbit, 2 U.S. officials said.

When the 90-ton rocket launched there was a larger than anticipated flare.

U.S. officials said that the missile is believed to have crashed into the sea.

[Godzilla]

the missile is believed to have crashed into the sea.

[goseminoles]

# epic fail. Morons..

[Matt Hatter]

They will tell the starving masses eating grass that we shot it down.

[Matt Hatter]

They will tell the starving masses eating grass that we shot it down.

[Wordkraft]

North Korea has launched their big rocket. The satellite is now successfully in orbit at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

[exit82]

Good. Now send a cruise missile and blow up the launch pad.

From the direction of China.

Then, pass the popcorn.

[stormer]

Here's an exclusive photo!

[MarketR]

Hmmmm...Larger than normal flare.

So, how do you like our point defense lasers now? just sayin...

[mkmensinger]

It’ll be a bad, ronery day for some Nork rocket scientist.

[Uncle Ike]

Is there anybody out there in FReeperland that didn’t, in the dark recesses of their minds, see this coming??

(I had ‘spectacular explosion on the pad’ in the pool...)

[Lazlo in PA]

The Regime has this all under control. I guess that we can all stick our heads in the sand since these dopes couldn’t get their rocket to work. No threat here at all, and the fact that the ChiComs and Iranians have their fingerprints all over this is just a coincidence too.

[hinckley buzzard]

Gotta love it. Happy Birthday Grandpa Kim.

[H.Akston]

Charleton Heston fell on the crystal.

[Uncle Ike]

” The Regime has this all under control. “

I wonder, what is North Korean for, “Bush’s Fault”???

[Dallas59]

"The glorious rocket built by Kim Jong Un himself, was a success until American Imperialists and their allies shot the beautiful rocket from the skies over the North Korean Ocean. In other news...choco rations have been raised to 25 grams..."

[BIGLOOK]

They don't have the technology to tell the starving masses a damn thing.



They'll get their news from Seoul.

[SierraWasp]

"The satellite is now successfully in orbit at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean."

Not to worry, it was just a washing machine wrapped in tin foil, anyways!!!

[mulder1]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[COBOL2Java]

"Is THAT where it's supposed to land?"