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Mike and Ike Are Getting a Gay Divorce [Now Candy Makers are Perverting Their Product?]
OC Weekly ^ | 4/12/12 | Michelle Woo

Posted on 04/13/2012 6:46:02 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

In the realm of celebrity divorce news, this one is a true shocker. Mike and Ike--yes, the dudes of capsule-shaped candy fame--are headed for Splitsville. I know, right?They seemed so happy. Or, at least, chewy. Who will get strawberry and who will get lime?

The break-up is a marketing campaign to get young people to start talking about the once-popular candy again. Apparently, the couple is headed in two different directions--Mike wants work on his music and Ike rather work on his art. New packaging has logos with either "Mike" or "Ike" scribbled out with what looks like a black marker.

(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.ocweekly.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ads; candy; culturewars; food; homosexualagenda; homosexuality
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Gag.
1 posted on 04/13/2012 6:46:11 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Poor Baby Ruth.


2 posted on 04/13/2012 6:50:46 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Spike Lee's films are boring and unoriginal.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

IBTFPJ

(in before the fudge packing jokes)


3 posted on 04/13/2012 6:52:31 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Stupid move.

The only people who buy Mike and Ikes are old farts like me. This makes me much, much less likely to buy them in the future.

So they are pissing off their existing customers in order to chase new ones. What makes them think that todays modern youngster is going to like Mike and Ikes?


4 posted on 04/13/2012 6:54:05 AM PDT by Haiku Guy ("The problem with Internet Quotes is that you never know if they are real" -- Abraham Lincoln)
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To: SoFloFreeper

When I was a kid it was Quisp or Quake.

Nothing new under the sun.


5 posted on 04/13/2012 6:56:45 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: freedomlover

Never heard of them and I guess that’s because I live overseas and have no wish to go back there...


6 posted on 04/13/2012 6:57:02 AM PDT by Doofer (Still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
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To: Haiku Guy

not to mention it’s risky to be promoting Lemonheads in an election year...


7 posted on 04/13/2012 6:57:38 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: SoFloFreeper
Mike and Ike Are Getting a Gay Divorce

Oh, Henry!

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Seriously, though...I never could understand why they're called 'gay'

They're some of the most miserable people on the planet.

8 posted on 04/13/2012 6:59:08 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am a ~Person~ as created by the Law of Nature, not a 'person' as created by the laws of Man)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

LOL!

I never quite got that idiot advertising then either...LOL


9 posted on 04/13/2012 6:59:48 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

And all this time I though Mike and Ike were two brothers who started the candy company... Who knew? /sarc


10 posted on 04/13/2012 7:01:24 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: Haiku Guy
The only people who buy Mike and Ikes are old farts like me.

:-). They always struck me as one of those candies you saw in the back of the movie concession stand with the Hot Tamales which were never sold and had to be dusted off occasionally. Maybe they starred in some old anecdote thtat started "I remember when Ike and Mikes were a nickel and the box was twice as big as now. Back then you could get two penny candies for a cent."

11 posted on 04/13/2012 7:10:32 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Quisp and Quake were gay? Who knew? I thought they were just kinda flaky.


12 posted on 04/13/2012 7:13:06 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I hear that there are a lot of Snickers about this.....
For one of them... divorce will be a Payday..
Ike had a Twix with another man...
Ike was into S&M....Mike M&M’s
Mike was getting a little Chunky
Ike wouldn’t Butterfinger...
I’m not touching Milkyway.....


13 posted on 04/13/2012 7:13:29 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: SoFloFreeper

Next thing you know, Bert and Ernie will be splitting up.


14 posted on 04/13/2012 7:17:56 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I’m fed up with faggots, queers and homos invading every part of our culture. Now they have to put a slant on movie candy.


15 posted on 04/13/2012 7:20:03 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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To: BuffaloJack

Ditto that.


16 posted on 04/13/2012 7:26:44 AM PDT by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: KarlInOhio

As my daughter says, every time I get started... “I remember when you could see a movie for ten cents, and still have enough money for the streetcar ride home!”


17 posted on 04/13/2012 7:29:23 AM PDT by Haiku Guy ("The problem with Internet Quotes is that you never know if they are real" -- Abraham Lincoln)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I like Ike, but I never much cared for Mike.

He won the war for you didn’t he?


18 posted on 04/13/2012 7:32:18 AM PDT by Mr. K (If Romney wins the primary, I am writing-in PALIN)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Never had them.
Now I never will.
Ugh..................


19 posted on 04/13/2012 7:35:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand..................


20 posted on 04/13/2012 7:37:32 AM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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