June Cleaver Puts Out $100,000 Bounty for the Capture of Hilary Rosen

Carbolic Smokeball ^ | 4-13-2012

[smoothsailing]

April 13, 2012

June Cleaver Puts Out $100,000 Bounty for the Capture of Hilary Rosen

Beaver’s mom ‘livid’ over comments about stay-at-home moms

[magglepuss]

Truth.

[lonevoice]

All I want to know is, what does Eddie Haskell think about all this

[magglepuss]

YES!! Love it!

[Lazlo in PA]

I don't know what you mean?

[rawhide]

Eddie was my favorite.

[rawhide]

“Eddie Haskell Jr.: You looked as though you just walked out the runway.
June Cleaver: Eddie?
Eddie Haskell Jr.: Yes Mrs. Cleaver?
June Cleaver: Cut the crap.”

[rawhide]

“Eddie Haskell: Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I’m gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.”

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“Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie.
Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.”

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[funfan]

Funny thread!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

If anyone catches Hilary Rosen, you’d better be wearing a good environmental safety suit. Never know what you are going to catch from a Democratic Party political slut.

THere, I’ve said it.

She’ll sleep with any leftist cause to attack decent Americans.

[lonevoice]

Oh, dear. I think I remember some of those lines. LOL!

[Rocky]

Those are classic!

[Bender2]

BUMP for later read

[RightOnline]

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[tet68]

June Cleaver puts out
I think I read that in a high school bathroom
some where.

[RightOnline]

[Carriage Hill]

LOLOLOL! I’m laughing so hard the tears are running on to my keyboard. It’s 6am and I didn’t even have to read it twice! I gotta go back to sleep for a while.

[Carriage Hill]

Ping to this “LITB” thread. Funny!

[Condor51]

Not directed at you personally -- just the thread ;-)