The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - April 16, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[bigbob]

Not sure this “ugly wimmen” research is right. It don’t take a gumming research grant to see that most unattractive womeny turn into Democrats and most end up on CNN or MSNBC.

It’s not “baby or briefcase” it’s just a matter of paper bags and getting soomeone else to pay for your contraception.

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

My personal fav was the pencilneck, who after spotting my POW/MIA ballcap, asked if I had been a POW.

....talk about the urge to kill.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

gall bladder and pancreas - two organs you don’t want to piss off - just sayin

[Son House]

I seen you got in on the big thread about whether to support Romney, I wasn't feeling like bickering and layed low. Just wanted to know if there's anything to gleen from it all? The "give us Barabbas" I've been using pretty much sums it up for me, I'll vote against every Democrat on my ballot. Go Newt!

[Son House]

I’d add to those who don’t want to vote for Romney if that’s the option, go ahead and don’t, I think there will be enough people voting your vote won’t matter, but do go vote the down ticket to others who may need your support.

[skinkinthegrass]

"Can't have that."yhea...the Soros/O'Bozo Dictatorship; Is driven to reduce Western Civilization living
standards by Luddite eco-terrorism and self-islamification to a 8th century living standard.
the dawning of the Neo-feudalists...history: "if you don't learn from it, your fated to repeat it"...endlessly.

[skinkinthegrass]

"I'll vote against every Democrat on my ballot"same here and support Newt w/$$$$.

[Matchett-PI]

Rush played Cheney's comments about the fact that another term for Obama would be an unmitigated disaster.

Echos of Lawrence Eagleburger in 2008.

bttt

[Fawn]

Sorry to hear....so they took it out? What were your symptoms?

[shooter223]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk “If You Want To Be Happy” by Jimmy Soul

[Matchett-PI]

"I’d add to those who don’t want to vote for Romney if that’s the option, go ahead and don’t..."

"I'll ask you to just keep four things in mind..."

bttt

[Son House]

Although I will respect the decision of those who choose not to vote for Romney, they have a valid point that some need to suffer the predictable economic freeze and so forth before they learn their lesson, for me the right thing to do is to vote against the Democrats and I will not be silent while Republicans continue to carry the load for Liberal Progressive solutions I know aren't working, such as the new House Republican budget that allows for a Progressive income tax structure of one rate 10% for some, while the 'rich' get the screw at 25%

[malia]

bumb

[Matchett-PI]

Just a word to the wise, that’s all. Take it or leave it.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Just heard Michelle O is coming to town tomorrow for a stop at the 911th Airbase.

I work close to there, so I imagine the traffic will be a nightmare.

[Wilum]

Ahh! Dusty....What a crush I had on her!

[Current Occupant]

WTH was the point of that segment?

[GraceG]

I love how Rush is Tweaking the NAGS today, I love to imagine how many liberal women listening to him at Media Matters are just boiling over like a broken pressure cooker.

[Carriage Hill]

Ohhhhhhhhh, IMPR; so sorry you’ve got that kind of pain! Are you considering arthroscopic surgery for relief? Prayers for you.

[Ingtar]

I just spent 2 vacation days for a family funeral last week. I can only vaguely understand the gallbladder pain through memories of my wife’s pain before and shortly after they removed it.