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Fun Conservative sayings
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Posted on 04/18/2012 12:34:48 PM PDT by airplaneguy

Fun Conservative thoughts.

Some of these are taken from other sources and some are new. enjoy.

1. "Its ok if you disagree with me, I cant force you to be right"

2. "dont hit kids. no seriously, they have guns now"

3. "P.E.T.A. - people eating tasty animals"

4. "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency"

5. "never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" (next to a picture of capital hill)

6. "Dont steal, the Government hates competition"

7. "If you can read, thank a teacher. If you can read in English, thank a Marine"

8. "Im a Republican, because hey, not everyone can be on welfare"

9. "contrary to popular belief no one owes you anything"

10."If at first you dont succeed, then maybe skydiving is not for you"

11. "No one cares what actors think" "Guns dont kill people, Dads with pretty daughters kill people"

12. "Obama- Hey, Hitler gave great speeches too"

13. "Im not gay, but the tax man sodomizes me anyway"


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: oneliners

1 posted on 04/18/2012 12:34:52 PM PDT by airplaneguy
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To: airplaneguy

How about “I’m to the right of Rush, and to the left of God”.


2 posted on 04/18/2012 12:42:43 PM PDT by dainbramaged (OMG - Obama Must Go)
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3 posted on 04/18/2012 12:44:20 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: airplaneguy

14. Liberals are driven by a need to help. Liberals believe that rich people do NOT need help. Liberals believe that poor people DO need help. So, the sooner the Liberals can make the rich people poor, the sooner they can help them.


4 posted on 04/18/2012 12:49:56 PM PDT by Graewoulf ((Dictator Baby-Doc Barack's obama"care" violates Sherman Anti-Trust Law, AND U.S. Constitution.))
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To: airplaneguy

“Why does your ignorance and stupidity make me a racist?”


5 posted on 04/18/2012 12:54:32 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Solyent Pink is Sheeple!!!!)
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To: airplaneguy
Missing from the list:

"A Liberal is actually just a Conservative who hasn't been mugged yet."

6 posted on 04/18/2012 1:07:18 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
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To: airplaneguy

From the streets of Warsaw ca. 1965:

Under capitalism, man exploits man.
Under communism, its the other way around.


7 posted on 04/18/2012 1:23:47 PM PDT by chb
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To: airplaneguy

Among Republicans, calling yourself “conservative” is a point of honor, but voting conservative is an act of treason.


8 posted on 04/18/2012 1:33:23 PM PDT by AnTiw1
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To: airplaneguy

bookmark


9 posted on 04/18/2012 1:57:28 PM PDT by DFG
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To: airplaneguy


10 posted on 04/18/2012 2:27:12 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: dainbramaged

iPing for later


11 posted on 04/18/2012 7:07:24 PM PDT by Bush_Democrat (Breitbart sent me)
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