Skip to comments.Fun Conservative sayings
Posted on 04/18/2012 12:34:48 PM PDT by airplaneguy
Fun Conservative thoughts.
Some of these are taken from other sources and some are new. enjoy.
1. "Its ok if you disagree with me, I cant force you to be right"
2. "dont hit kids. no seriously, they have guns now"
3. "P.E.T.A. - people eating tasty animals"
4. "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency"
5. "never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" (next to a picture of capital hill)
6. "Dont steal, the Government hates competition"
7. "If you can read, thank a teacher. If you can read in English, thank a Marine"
8. "Im a Republican, because hey, not everyone can be on welfare"
9. "contrary to popular belief no one owes you anything"
10."If at first you dont succeed, then maybe skydiving is not for you"
11. "No one cares what actors think" "Guns dont kill people, Dads with pretty daughters kill people"
12. "Obama- Hey, Hitler gave great speeches too"
13. "Im not gay, but the tax man sodomizes me anyway"
How about “I’m to the right of Rush, and to the left of God”.
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14. Liberals are driven by a need to help. Liberals believe that rich people do NOT need help. Liberals believe that poor people DO need help. So, the sooner the Liberals can make the rich people poor, the sooner they can help them.
“Why does your ignorance and stupidity make me a racist?”
"A Liberal is actually just a Conservative who hasn't been mugged yet."
From the streets of Warsaw ca. 1965:
Under capitalism, man exploits man.
Under communism, its the other way around.
Among Republicans, calling yourself “conservative” is a point of honor, but voting conservative is an act of treason.
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