Sperm Donor Has Fathered 87 Kids the Natural Way

ABC News ^ | April 18, 2012

[grundle]

Meet Ed Houben, a unique kind of hands on sperm donor who sleeps with women to help them conceive naturally. So far has recorded fathering 87 children and five more kids are on the way.

Houben, 42, looks more like the Dutch historian that he is rather than a sex machine, something that he readily admits. He also admits that he “barely had sex” when he began donating his sperm a decade ago.

“Ten years ago, I was not exactly David Hasselhoff in Baywatch,” he confessed to ABC News by phone from his home in Maastricht, Holland.

Houben initially donated his sperm the traditional clinical way at a sperm bank, but soon reached the bank’s legal limit for donations. He then went private, offering his services on the internet. And like many of the online donors, he also became an experienced practitioner in “natural insemination”- in other words, sex.

“From my own experience, statistically natural insemination is faster,” Houben says, referring to records that back his claim. “If people are coming all the way from Italy, they don’t want to be trying for three years.”

Houben points out that while it’s easy to accuse donors of looking for cheap sex, most of the women he sleeps with aren’t people he would choose as sexual partners.

“This isn’t Heidi Klum coming round and saying: ‘Let’s do it’,” he says. “It’s genuine people who I would never want to hurt. I have a good old fashioned Catholic guilt feeling and I would be a candidate for therapy if I did this for the wrong reasons.”

[goseminoles]

“a unique kind of hands on sperm donor”

Can’t make this shit up. Lol..

[omega4179]

Actually he’s a unique hands OFF Sperm donor!

[al baby]

A little dab will do ya

[Paladin2]

"According to his own data, Houben succeeds in producing a child 80 percent of the time."

Studly.

(What are Laz's statistics?)

[mnehring]

So Laz’s secret identity is finally revealed?

[momtothree]

“Laz’s secret identity is finally revealed?”

Funny but I thought he would look taller.

[doorgunner69]

I'd have to see pics of his customers to say whether I would sign up for the job.

Might get grisly at times and make performance an iffy thing...........

[mkjessup]

Please, for the love of God, NO HELEN THOMAS PICS!!!!

[WellyP]

It seems like it would be much more fun than donating “hand over fist”!

[Gator113]

Anything I say will get me into trouble.

[BobL]

While we dwell on him, what about the CHILDRRRRRREN (as Dr. Elders used to say)?

They are left without a real dad and probably without a fake dad. I suspect most cases are single, “liberated”, women who need to check off the “child-rearing” box before they die. Then lezbos. Then couples living together, but not wanting “the commitment” of jointly being responsible for a child, particularly if it might interfere with their plans for holiday. And finally, you might just have married couples were the guy isn’t able to ‘perform’...but I suspect that is very rare.

So 98% of the kids have a crappy (or worse) childhood...

[Snickering Hound]

[GeronL]

“Do you want VD with that”?

Could you imagine if they all wanted child support??

lol

[GeronL]

What if the next customer was recommended by mom??

[Lazamataz]

Again.

Besides, everyone already knows I'm Dick Cheney. Or more precisely, BAT-Dick-Cheney.

[MNDude]

No pictures of the moms?

[BerryDingle]

“a unique kind of hands on sperm donor”

At least we know he's not a democrat. He doesn't "shake hands" with the unemployed.

[carriage_hill]

"Can’t make this shit up. Lol.."

LOL!^10,000,000

[Persevero]

Not the way new people are supposed to be made. We all do best with a healthy committed relationship with our mother and our father.

It’s hard enough for us to grow up stable and happy without people playing around like this.

[Tainan]

....he's just braggin'....

[carriage_hill]

“Stud-muffin”

[AnotherUnixGeek]

80 kids - this guy is definitely a winner in the race to propagate genes. There are going to be thousands of Europeans in the decades to come who end up looking like this guy.

[goat granny]

child support was my first thought also. He should have stayed in the closet with his occupation.

[tbw2]

If he’s having natural sex, how is he NOT liable for child support?

[God luvs America]

i always wanted to start my own natural insemination clinic...the man is my hero....

[Jack Hydrazine]

I bet he's the real Goldmember (aka Johan van der Smut) from those Austin powers movies because he's Dutch, too!

[Victor]

"....If he’s having natural sex, how is he NOT liable for child support?......"

Ummmm...pre-sexual agreements, agreed to and signed by the parties?

[Mears]

“There are going to be thousands of Europeans in the decades to come who end up looking like this guy.”

—

And some people marrying their half-siblings.

[ladyjane]

Busy hands are happy hands.

[GeronL]

I think he is legally liable for child support should any of those women demand it.

[Secret Agent Man]

Is that Fred Jarvis, male prostitute?

[GOPJ]

“From my own experience, statistically natural insemination is faster,” Houben says, referring to records that back his claim. “If people are coming all the way from Italy, they don’t want to be trying for three years.”

Cheaper too.

Oh Laaaaz....

[Cloverfarm]

Oh! My eyes! My brain needs to be scrubbed! Gack!

[dennisw]

Just what I was going to say....

No mention of the legal documents the woman has to sign so she can not sue him for child support.

[RedMDer]

All contributions are for the Current Quarter Expenses.

[traditional1]

"I'd have to see pics of his customers to say whether I would sign up for the job."

[IYellAtMyTV]

Hah! Take that you heartless bastard!

[Finalapproach29er]

LMAO!!!

Fred Garvin!

[Right Wing Assault]

The guy looks kind of creepy, in a child molester kind of way.

[RightLady]

If I had a son, he would look just like Ed.

[goseminoles]

He would look like Sam Pell... lol. ;0)

[goseminoles]

F up a good thread. Happens every time. Damn u!

[goseminoles]

Wait a sec. It took me 3 minutes to type this post. Im drunk and doest entire know a Sam pellets.

Oh nevermind.
Dammit to he’ll. Hafts be at work at 7:30..

Productive....

[traditional1]

Oh....okay......87 times.

LOL