Well darn it!!! My hubby and I would like to have chocolate strawberries. I guess though, being a man and a pregnant woman, we can’t pass as gay. Speaking of being pregnant, did I mention that the chocolate strawberries sound really good?
*hoping dear hubby sees this*
>> “I guess though, being a man and a pregnant woman, we can’t pass as gay.” <<
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Sure you can!
Just tell them that your ‘partner’ is an incurable male lesbian that thought mistakenly that getting castrated made him sterile.