...and a few body parts.
Posted on 04/22/2012 8:54:35 PM PDT by Nachum
Excerpted from Yahoo News: So, file this under awkward. A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life (while he was in a coffee shop) was treated to the shock of his life when he saw his wife of 16 years boning a bunch of dudes in said porno films. I mean, you think you know someone …
After seeing the unsettling clips, the man, identified as Ramadan, ran home to confront his wife — who, of course, at first denied it. But then when Ramadan showed her the clips — you know, the ones starring her and her ladybits — she had no choice but to come clean and admit her dirty past. What she did after that, though, is downright shocking. She told Ramadan that despite their almost two-decade-long marriage, and despite the four children they had together, she never loved him. That’s right, Ramadan had been had. Joke was on him. And if that wasn’t enough salt in his wounds, the pornos were made with an ex-boyfriend of hers. So there. As Ramadan explained: “[My wife] first denied it and accused me of being insane before I faced her with the films … she then confessed to be still in love with her boyfriend, saying he is as young as her and that I am an old man.” Nice.
(Excerpt) Read more at patdollard.com ...
Part of me says bummer. The other part says rock on!
Centerfold - J Geils Band
Does she walk
Does she talk
Does she come complete
My homeroom, homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by
I’m lookin’ through a girly magazine
And there’s my homeroom angel
On the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Angel is the centerfold
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin’ about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin’ in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Oh, yeah
Angel is the centerfold
It’s okay I understand
This ain’t no never-never land
I hope that when this issue’s gone
I’ll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car
Yes we will
We’ll take your car and drive it
We’ll take it to a motel room
And take ‘em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can’t deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My Angel is the centerfold
...oh my
Great song—who says porno is “victimless”?
What an astonishing coincidence!
What an astonishing coincidence!
I see the parallels to voting for romnutts.
Hmmm, a video link in a thread about an article about pornographic videos, let me think about whether I should click on it or not...
Well, that’s awkward.
I think the wife ought to go into the equivalent of a witness protection program, FAST....
“Dammit, honey, you don’t **** me like you ****** him !”
“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield
Is his real first name Barry and her name Michelle? That’d explain a lot.
He’s insane and God forbid he forgets the anniversary date...
What possesses a dude to roll into the coffee shop one day and start downloading porn for the first time?
“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“I get no respect”.
“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield”
Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner!
“Is his real first name Barry and her name Michelle? That’d explain a lot.”
Nobody said anything about beastiality!
That will happen after Ramadan finds out how much she gets in the divorce...
Maybe Ramadan has a tiny Ramalamadingdong.
Stretching credulity ping!
Hey honey, come on in and have a look at this movie I am watching. On second thought, never mind.
LOL
That song is so funny. I always have to smile when I hear it.
That song is so funny. I always have to smile when I hear it.
Good call. Yeah, written like a blog post, and there is nothing to back it up at all.
I loved Rodney Dangerfield. The movie Back To School has a great similar scene when his wife tells him she wants a divorce.
But this is the best scene in the movie, when he is in the economics class.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVDGmjz7eM
“Dear Penthouse Forum...”
...and a few body parts.
This story is nothing ... let me tell you a story about a “President” who screwed an ENTIRE NATION!...Now *THAT* is a story!
I go looking at used cars, I find my wife’s dress in the back seat! Rodney Dangerfield
“Honor Killing” coming??
Don’t forget the scene in which Sam Kinison is his history prof!
“All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I finally find her, .... she’s a fish”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXuEgePZtk8
Trendy Man: Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it.
Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.
Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting.
When you consider that there are literally billions of porn photo’videos on the net, the odds of some dude turning on a laptop and “POOF!” finding his wife ‘the first time’ ...
Well, I’ll say this. My embarrassment having married a wannabee Jenna Jameson PALES to how embarrassed I’d be trying to sell that one to anyone thinking with their big head. One I had no control over and could milk a little pity from. The other?
I think not.
He is hiding something, too.
I hate when that happens.
My bud works for Bluebird who were the first to make those XXX PARODY porn movies like Superman and BatfXXX until Vivid and the rest tried to copy them. I still remember 3 years ago when I was allowed on set close by in Chatsworth and they just finished filming a movie and Asia Carrera came out and started helping the crew put back the cameras into the van.
He’s never seen a porn and he watches in a coffee shop?
I guess watching porn really can ruin your marriage.
Take a boat trip between Lake Havasu City and Parker dam on the Colorado River during the summer. You’ll meet every porn star in the business...at work ;)
It got so bad they had to increase patrols a couple years back. Still quite the growing industry though.
The moral of this story is: Everyone should look at porn more often, and if you don’t your wife will leave you.
Makes sense to me.
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