Posted on 04/22/2012 8:54:35 PM PDT by Nachum
Excerpted from Yahoo News: So, file this under awkward. A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life (while he was in a coffee shop) was treated to the shock of his life when he saw his wife of 16 years boning a bunch of dudes in said porno films. I mean, you think you know someone …
After seeing the unsettling clips, the man, identified as Ramadan, ran home to confront his wife — who, of course, at first denied it. But then when Ramadan showed her the clips — you know, the ones starring her and her ladybits — she had no choice but to come clean and admit her dirty past. What she did after that, though, is downright shocking. She told Ramadan that despite their almost two-decade-long marriage, and despite the four children they had together, she never loved him. That’s right, Ramadan had been had. Joke was on him. And if that wasn’t enough salt in his wounds, the pornos were made with an ex-boyfriend of hers. So there. As Ramadan explained: “[My wife] first denied it and accused me of being insane before I faced her with the films … she then confessed to be still in love with her boyfriend, saying he is as young as her and that I am an old man.” Nice.
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When you consider that there are literally billions of porn photo’videos on the net, the odds of some dude turning on a laptop and “POOF!” finding his wife ‘the first time’ ...
Well, I’ll say this. My embarrassment having married a wannabee Jenna Jameson PALES to how embarrassed I’d be trying to sell that one to anyone thinking with their big head. One I had no control over and could milk a little pity from. The other?
I think not.
He is hiding something, too.
I hate when that happens.
My bud works for Bluebird who were the first to make those XXX PARODY porn movies like Superman and BatfXXX until Vivid and the rest tried to copy them. I still remember 3 years ago when I was allowed on set close by in Chatsworth and they just finished filming a movie and Asia Carrera came out and started helping the crew put back the cameras into the van.
He’s never seen a porn and he watches in a coffee shop?
I guess watching porn really can ruin your marriage.
Take a boat trip between Lake Havasu City and Parker dam on the Colorado River during the summer. You’ll meet every porn star in the business...at work ;)
It got so bad they had to increase patrols a couple years back. Still quite the growing industry though.
The moral of this story is: Everyone should look at porn more often, and if you don’t your wife will leave you.
Makes sense to me.
Mr Ramadan, your order of sulfuric acid is ready for pickup.
When questioned, Mr. Ramadan said he was dumbfounded and confused because his Imam had told him copulation with females was contrary to the word of Allah. The Imam then kissed him and gave him a pat on his buttock.
Deep throat is revealed ...
A man returns home a day early after a business trip. It’s after midnight.
While in the taxi home, he asks the cabby if he’ll be a witness to his wife’s adultery which he suspects.
For £100, the cabby agrees.
On arriving home, the husband and taxi driver tip toe to the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head.
The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money‚
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your private box at the football ground.
HE paid for our holiday house on the Riviera.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays some of our household bills!’
Shaking his head, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the taxi-driver and asks, ‘What do you think about that?
The taxi-driver without hesitation replies, ‘I’d cover him up before he catches a chill.’
Never marry a porn star until she loves you.
Or,
Who put the dit in the dit-ta-dit-ta-dit,
Who put the Ram in the Ramadan-a- Ding-Dong?
At least he managed to get enough hits in the mess of things to create 4 children. Not bad Ram!
Now he has to take a number?
She should meet my son’s ex wife. Thy would get along fabulously.
That’ll teach him to watch porn!
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