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The jokes here write themselves....

1 posted on 04/22/2012 8:54:46 PM PDT by Nachum

Part of me says bummer. The other part says rock on!

2 posted on 04/22/2012 9:00:01 PM PDT by goseminoles

The jokes here write themselves....until "Ramadan" experiences "Sudden Jihad Syndrome".

3 posted on 04/22/2012 9:00:42 PM PDT by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini--nevertheless, Vote Santorum!)

Centerfold - J Geils Band

Does she walk
Does she talk
Does she come complete
My homeroom, homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by
I’m lookin’ through a girly magazine
And there’s my homeroom angel
On the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Angel is the centerfold
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin’ about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin’ in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Oh, yeah
Angel is the centerfold
It’s okay I understand
This ain’t no never-never land
I hope that when this issue’s gone
I’ll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car
Yes we will
We’ll take your car and drive it
We’ll take it to a motel room
And take ‘em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can’t deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My Angel is the centerfold

4 posted on 04/22/2012 9:02:05 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)

"RAMADAN" ?

...oh my

5 posted on 04/22/2012 9:03:49 PM PDT by Baynative (Please check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIcZkEzc8I)

A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life... ...saw his wife of 16 years...

What an astonishing coincidence!

8 posted on 04/22/2012 9:08:56 PM PDT by Ken H (Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)

A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life... ...saw his wife of 16 years...

What an astonishing coincidence!

9 posted on 04/22/2012 9:08:56 PM PDT by Ken H (Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)

I see the parallels to voting for romnutts.

10 posted on 04/22/2012 9:10:29 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)

Well, that’s awkward.

12 posted on 04/22/2012 9:11:27 PM PDT by svcw (If one living cell on another planet is life, why isn't it life in the womb?)

“Dammit, honey, you don’t **** me like you ****** him !”

14 posted on 04/22/2012 9:13:30 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)

Is his real first name Barry and her name Michelle? That’d explain a lot.

16 posted on 04/22/2012 9:14:10 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Ich habe keinen Konig aber Gott)

He’s insane and God forbid he forgets the anniversary date...

17 posted on 04/22/2012 9:14:31 PM PDT by JudgemAll (Democrats Fed. job-security Whorocracy & hate:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)

What possesses a dude to roll into the coffee shop one day and start downloading porn for the first time?

18 posted on 04/22/2012 9:14:40 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)

To: Slings and Arrows

Stretching credulity ping!

24 posted on 04/22/2012 9:28:47 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)

The origin of this story is a Yahoo column that seems focused on sex...and it sounds completely bogus...like a Penthouse Forum letter. The only name in the story sounds phony, and no other details are provided.

25 posted on 04/22/2012 9:33:17 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")

Man Watches Porn & Discovers His Wife is an Adult Star...

Hey honey, come on in and have a look at this movie I am watching. On second thought, never mind.

26 posted on 04/22/2012 9:36:56 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)

“Dear Penthouse Forum...”

32 posted on 04/22/2012 9:47:54 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))

This story is nothing ... let me tell you a story about a “President” who screwed an ENTIRE NATION!...Now *THAT* is a story!

34 posted on 04/22/2012 9:57:11 PM PDT by The Duke

“Honor Killing” coming??

36 posted on 04/22/2012 9:58:45 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)

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40 posted on 04/22/2012 10:12:25 PM PDT by onyx (SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)

I hate when that happens.

43 posted on 04/22/2012 10:29:59 PM PDT by NavVet ("You Lie!")

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