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To: dfwgator

A man returns home a day early after a business trip. It’s after midnight.
While in the taxi home, he asks the cabby if he’ll be a witness to his wife’s adultery which he suspects.

For £100, the cabby agrees.

On arriving home, the husband and taxi driver tip toe to the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head.
The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money‚

HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your private box at the football ground.
HE paid for our holiday house on the Riviera.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays some of our household bills!’

Shaking his head, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the taxi-driver and asks, ‘What do you think about that?

The taxi-driver without hesitation replies, ‘I’d cover him up before he catches a chill.’

55 posted on 04/23/2012 1:16:16 AM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Doogle

61 posted on 04/23/2012 4:07:08 AM PDT by WVKayaker (The GOP needs to live the planks of its platform, not just offer lip service. -Sarah Palin 8/2008)
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