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Screw The Earth
Pajamas Media ^ | 4/23/2012 | Andrew Klavan

Posted on 04/23/2012 5:17:42 AM PDT by IbJensen

The Earth - when it rocks!

Sunday was Earth Day, and in honor of the occasion, I’d like to say that as far as I’m concerned the Earth can go to hell.

The Earth — for those of you who may have fallen behind on your reading — is a piece of rock trapped in a slow death spiral into a cauldron of exploding plasma which, for lack of a better word, we’ll call the sun. Because that’s its name. There is exactly one interesting or worthwhile thing about this hunk of doomed space debris, and that is: it happens to maintain the conditions necessary for supporting life. (The odds against this would be ridiculously impossible, by the way, if there were no God — so impossible that scientists have been forced to invent all kinds of silly multi-universe scenarios solely for the purpose of convincing themselves that there is no God. But that’s their problem, and neither here nor there.)

So the earth supports life. Whoopee. And there is exactly one interesting or worthwhile thing about life — only one — and that is the mind of man.

“Holy cannoli, Klavan on the Culture,” you may be saying to yourself, or even out loud — because, let’s face it, you’re kind of an odd person — I mean, just look at you. Anyway, “Holy cannoli or even moley,” you may be saying, “how can you say the mind of man is the only interesting or worthwhile thing about life? What about the beauty of the running gazelle? The nobility of the flying eagle? The awesome awesomeness of the spacious skies above the amber waves running to the purple mountains above the fruited plains? And how about those glazed donuts with the yellow creme inside? I love those!”

First of all, stop talking so much, this is my blog. And b, there is no beauty, no nobility, no awesome awesomeness — not even the taste of a glazed donut — outside the human mind. The science is not yet settled, but reality itself may be in part a production of the human mind as there are some aspects of the world that don’t seem to resolve themselves until we observe them. But in any case, the gazelle would be fleet for nothing, the eagle would be a winged eating machine, the skies and the waves and the mountains would be dreams without the dreamer if man were not here to know them.

More Important Than the Earth.

Once you realize this, everything changes. You no longer worry about the earth running out of energy resources, because you realize there are no energy resources — there never were — there are only various forms of matter that our minds, the mind of man, transformed into energy resources for our pleasure and convenience. These will never run out as long as we’re here because the mind is limitless and will invent more.

You no longer worry about pollution, because you know that once free people become annoyed by it, other free people will fix it with cleaner fuel-burning methods and filters. Where are the pea soups of London? Where are the smogs of Los Angeles? Where are the snows of yesteryear? All right, I was just curious about that last one.

You no longer worry about the earth, because the earth is here for us, not the other way around. The earth is just our living space — for now. We should keep it reasonably clean and pleasant. But a carping obsession with spotless housekeeping turns you into a scolding fishwife — or an environmentalist — and makes life less comfortable for man, not more.

I’m a lifelong outdoorsman. I hike. I fish. I run through the woods acting out scenes from Lady Chatterly’s Lover. Or I did before the restraining order. I understand that a reasonable caution for the good of the environment should balance the profit motive of those excellent people who provide us with all the wonderful energy we need. I believe we can begin to achieve that reasonable caution by burying every environmentalist we can find up to his neck and then pouring honey on his head to attract the ants. You like ants, don’t you? So there’s a good way to celebrate Earth Day!

The earth is not warming catastrophically. Fracking does not cause earthquakes. We should find and use every drop of oil we’ve got — there’s enough there for centuries, by which time we’ll be living on Alpha Centauri powering our flying cars with toilet paper or old pages of Barack Obama’s autobiography… but I repeat myself.

So screw Earth Day. I would like to declare today — and every day — the Mind of Man Day. Celebrate that — nurture that — glorify that — and the earth, believe me, will take care of itself.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: earthday; environmentalwackos
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To: IbJensen
Naw, its because they have a relentless drive to control you and your private property. You can’t exercise your property rights because everywhere you turn, there is various forms of government telling you, you can’t. Its the most perfect scam of all because they want you to feel guilty about everything. Guilty about driving a SUV, having a big house, or using too much TP. Think about it. Endless busybodies, endless prodding and poking, pushing, and shoving. Then they take your choices away. Where are going to get your incandescent light bulbs. Contraband snuck in from Mexico on the backs of the illegals?

It is no coincidence that way back in 1970 the y chose April 22 to be Earth Day. -- It just happens to be VI Lenin's birthday.

21 posted on 04/23/2012 6:37:48 AM PDT by Cowman (How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
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To: Cowman
It is no coincidence that way back in 1970 they chose April 22 to be Earth Day. -- It just happens to be VI Lenin's birthday.

April 22, 1970 wasn't just Lenin's birthday, it was his 100TH birthday.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2875383/posts?page=12#12

22 posted on 04/23/2012 6:47:23 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: IbJensen

Thanks for posting this excellent article.


23 posted on 04/23/2012 6:58:58 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: IbJensen

> Why do the enviro-wackos worship the earth?
They don’t. Earth Day is nothing more than the Celebration of Lenin’s Birthday by using a name that they seem to think nobody will notice.


24 posted on 04/23/2012 7:02:43 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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To: IbJensen

I celebrated earth day by watching a 2 hour special last night on The History Channel... Axe Men.


25 posted on 04/23/2012 7:05:15 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: avenir

That’s right. How can you look at creation and not be moved by the awesome power of the One who created it?

To believe that we somehow have the ability to destroy His great work is the height of arrogance.


26 posted on 04/23/2012 7:18:06 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
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To: BuffaloJack
Earth Day is nothing more than the Celebration of Lenin’s Birthday by using a name that they seem to think nobody will notice.

Communist movement leaders always try to use "noble-appearing" but largely phony issues/movements to bootstrap their communist, control-freak goals. The so-called "anti-war" movement is another excellent example. They talk about "peace and love" while they (the communist organizers of the large "peace" rallies) worship mass-murdering monsters like Mao, Che, Castro and even Stalin. Not exactly men of peace. Meanwhile hundreds of thousands of mindless dupes participate in these events specifically designed to weaken America and advance the international communist cause.

27 posted on 04/23/2012 7:26:42 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: blackpacific
To know the tree as tree and take delight in it.

From June 2008...

"At least one tree sitter on Tuesday began throwing bags of human waste on the approaching arborists."
http://www.ci.berkeley.ca.us/news/print.asp?id=25637

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BERKELEY, Calif. (KCBS) -- One woman was arrested Tuesday as authorities removed some of the structures that have housed tree sitting protesters in an oak grove UC Berkeley wants to cut down to make way for a $125 million athletic facility.

The protester was taken into custody after she reportedly bit one of the workers removing her supplies, according to police. Officers cordoned off part of Piedmont Avenue near Memorial Grove and brought in arborists to remove the platforms and gear the tree sitters have used to maintain their perches since December 2006. A university official had earlier said the tree sitters themselves would not be removed yet.

“One of the things we’re most concerned about is safety and security, of our police officers and the people in the trees. That’s the reason we’re not forcibly removing people from the trees today,” said Dan Mogulof, a spokesman for UC Berkeley.

Tuesday was not the first time the university has removed scaffolding built by the protesters, but removing the people has proven more difficult. One witness told KCBS reporter Tim Ryan at the scene that some of the tree sitters threw urine they had collected in buckets at the police and arborists to discourage them from climbing.
http://www.kcbs.com/In-Berkeley--Down-from-the-Trees/2427277

28 posted on 04/23/2012 7:43:34 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: knarf

“” ... a relentless drive to control ... “”

I think that drive also seeks to control natural selection and the evolution of not just our own species but many others.


29 posted on 04/23/2012 7:45:42 AM PDT by equaviator
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To: ETL
One of the things we’re most concerned about is safety and security, of our police officers and the people in the trees.

Take a moment and digest that statement. This is America. In 2012.

30 posted on 04/23/2012 7:45:55 AM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom. Be Andrew Breitbart.)
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To: IbJensen

EARTH DAY’S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! (I just love posting this!)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42711922/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/earth-day-co-founder-killed-composted-girlfriend/#.T5bac9X_mdl

“Although Einhorn was only the master of ceremonies at the first Earth Day event, he maintains that Earth Day was his idea and that he’s responsible for launching it.”


31 posted on 04/23/2012 7:53:41 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: ETL

****”I’m still a Communist” — Pete Seeger, 2004 ****

Interesting that all of these commies have a preference for Capitalist living standards.


32 posted on 04/23/2012 7:55:35 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: ETL

Of course any time a tree is taken down for a greater good, it can be milled into lumber for a barn, turned to make sauer kraut pounders, children’s toys, etc....

If seasoned long enough, it can warm one’s hearth.

The Earth was made for us, and we were made for God.


33 posted on 04/25/2012 9:01:40 PM PDT by blackpacific
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