Posted on 04/23/2012 7:44:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Could have been your front yard too? :-O
ahh, the old Kerry-Edwards sign.
Was so much fun running around the neighborhood with a magic marker changing the “o” in Stronger to an “a”.
Mercy Buckets...
Used to listen to Mary’s show after Rush in the nineties.
Good Grief, it seems as though Rush is taking more an more time off from his show. To make matters worse, he seems to like to use Mark Davis as his sub, even though most of his audience cannot Stand Davis.
I guess this is why I seem to be slowly gravitating towards Levin. Things just keep getting stranger. :-/
LOL!
I used my magic marker to change my Libtard neighbor’s “Reelect Gore 2004”
bumper sticker “l” into a “j”. She tried to use ‘White’ Out” over it but it washed
off when it rained. hehehe...
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
Congrats to Clint Jr. Should be interesting, if he’s able to do more than get coffee.
Hi, IMissPresidentReagan! Thanks for the Ping and in for all 3hrs. Snow is on the way.
congratulations for your family and congratulations for son one !!!!!!!!!!!!
Son one is gonna need a LaCross wicket to keep the wimmens off his 6.
and congrats on your anniversary
Negatory.
But I did see a similar arrangement in an adjacent neighborhood.
I once heard Mary tell Hannity that the reason she married Carville is “he has skills I can’t tell James Dobson about.”
Yuck.
ROFL!
I haven’t seen any Obama signs around the ‘Burgh yet. Maybe it’s just early.
Getting coffee maybe, but it’s still something you can put on your résumé ;o)
Tanks!
Way to go Ben Curtis! He turned a boring snore fest into something interesting.
a series snore fest.......
“You may call me Serpent Bride!”—LOL!
OMG Marry just called herself “Serpent Bride”!
Stop copying Me!
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