Skip to comments.The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Posted on 04/24/2012 8:24:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Speaking of the NAGS . . .
The most classic handling of this aforesaid group was Mark Levin, a few years ago.
He did a monologue in which he stated that NOW was the “National Organization for Ugly Women.”
Well, the usual suspects including Media Matters went into an outrage over it. So the next evening, Mark says he needs to make a correction. “Last evening, I called NOW the National Organization for Ugly Women. I was wrong. They’re the National Organization for REALLY Ugly Women.”
Media Matters actually printed the update verbatim. It was the most hilarious thing I ever heard/read.
We must end womens’ suffrage immediately!
Or at least a custom iPad.
femanazi’s in your face is priceless
In a story that is sure to delight conservatives with a sense of irony, former Soviet head honcho Mikhail Gorbachev has announced that he has every intention of supporting President Obama for reelection....
The endorsement came at, of all places, a high school, where Gorbachev was delivering a lecture in his capacity as the 1990 Nobel Peace Prize winner. The Chicago Sun Times sums up the event this way:
The 1990 Nobel Peace Prize winner recalled a speech that he gave to a university audience of 12,000 shortly before Obamas historic election in 2008.
Two young men were being particularly persistent on that day in seeking advice on how Gorbachev believed they should vote.
When they asked this question, I said, I dont want to teach you because, often, America teaches others how they should live. If I give you advice, I said, that would be a risk, Gorbachev recalled Monday, speaking through an interpreter.
But nevertheless, I did say, I think you Americans need your own Perestroika. And 12,000 people rose from their seats and gave me an ovation. And I think that the elections that followed brought a new spirit to America. Of course, there are many people who dont like what President Obama is doing. But, my opinion of him is very [favorable]. I will support him. However, there are still vested interests who want another Cold War, another arms race, weapons trade, interventions. They will not succeed.
Good afternoon, megaWELCOMEBackELRushbodittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^= PING!:)=^..^=
Mary Matlin was bearable, but forget it about Mark Davis. Give me a Red Soxs game over him!
I’m almost certain Rush started that many many moons ago.
Methinks Mark took it the next step. Pretty sure it’s one of Rush’s “Undeniable Truths”.
Womens’ suffrage in high heels is okie dokie by me...
Did you watch this (4 minutes)?
“If I wanted America to fail”
I hope FReeper Women suffrage more than other women!
Another vote for Jeff Kuhner - certainly in the top tier of ALL (full time) talk show hosts.
Hi IMissPresidentReagan! Thanks for the Ping and glad he’s back.
I turned them both off after 15-20mins; terrible. Mark Levin Replays are better than those two live. Glad he’s back.
Ditto those 3 for me too!
If you like Mark Levin you’ll love Chris Plante.
I agree! bttt