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Secret Service Agents: We Were Too Drunk To Have Sex
Breitbart ^ | 4/25/12 | Ben Shapiro

Posted on 04/25/2012 10:44:41 AM PDT by Nachum

Last night, President Obama appeared on Jimmy Fallon’s unwatchable late-night show – a show most notable for Fallon’s almost-incredible inability to keep a straight face while telling the world’s least funny jokes – to discuss the Secret Service prostitution scandal. “The Secret Service, these guys are incredible,” Obama said. “They protect me, they protect our girls. A couple of knuckleheads shouldn’t detract from what they do. What they were thinking, I don’t know. That’s why they’re not there anymore.” But the Secret Service agents in question don’t need Obama’s help in their defense.

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KEYWORDS: agents; alcohol; drunk; secret; securitybreach; service; usss
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To: Nachum

I have a friend who was on the advance team for JFK. He has told many stories like this. Sometimes he was so drunk he would end up in the wrong city.

My point: It has always been so, they just have never been caught.

Moral: Pay the babe full price plus a tip.


21 posted on 04/25/2012 11:03:54 AM PDT by Any Fate But Submission
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To: Responsibility2nd

Really !!

But he doesnt have a leg to stand on because he didnt pay her.

Im sure she could have given him what he paid for, regardless of how drunk he was...Thats her job, right?.......and to leave afterwards.


22 posted on 04/25/2012 11:04:27 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Nachum
Obama said: They protect me, they protect our girls...they have affairs with Moochelle.....

Yeah...an SS agent would have to be PRETTY drunk to want to be with the Wookster.

23 posted on 04/25/2012 11:08:14 AM PDT by Miss Behave (All ways, always.)
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To: Nachum

Best excuse of 2012, so far. But the year’s young!

No....wait...he should have said he didn’t know that contraceptives were available so cheaply and he thought the government was paying for them anyway, or at least should, so he spent so much money on alcohol that he didn’t have enough left over for condoms. That would be a good meme combination.


24 posted on 04/25/2012 11:08:30 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says "what'll it be, Mitt?")
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To: Responsibility2nd

I bet there are planeloads of guys flying down to Caratagena. The Hotel Caribe and the girls down there should be writing thank you notes to the secret service. They are getting millions of dollars worth of advertising for free. “Come to Cartagena, safer than Mexico, beautiful beaches, cheaper than Las Vegas.”


25 posted on 04/25/2012 11:08:50 AM PDT by forgotten man (forgotten man)
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To: Gator113; Responsibility2nd
"Nice boat!"

Are you crazy, forget the boat!!! Didn't you see that wrist watch???
26 posted on 04/25/2012 11:09:05 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: Nachum

Oh well, that makes everything OK then....move along.


27 posted on 04/25/2012 11:10:08 AM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts bolt the Constitution togethegr as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
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To: Nachum

Been there, done that...


28 posted on 04/25/2012 11:10:39 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Nachum

Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.


29 posted on 04/25/2012 11:12:15 AM PDT by Ken H (Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
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To: Gator113

Boat? What boat? I didn’t see any boat!


30 posted on 04/25/2012 11:17:00 AM PDT by rex regnum insanit (falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus)
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To: Nachum
drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things...

nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

Shakespeare/Macbeth

31 posted on 04/25/2012 11:18:04 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Old Teufel Hunden; Gator113
OK you guys are starting to worry me.
lolol
 
 
Here are some tests for you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
More. Have fun!
 


32 posted on 04/25/2012 11:18:59 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Nachum

"You just wanna see what kinda milage you can get on a full tank..."

33 posted on 04/25/2012 11:20:51 AM PDT by moehoward
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To: Nachum
The Post story also quotes multiple unnamed agents who defended their colleagues, explaining that having sex with prostitutes should have no impact on their ability to do their job; some sources also harkened back to 2009, when Secret Service agents assigned to President Clinton partied it up with strippers. “Some guys could have a good time Wednesday night, and Friday morning they would be on their post, shaved and ready to go,” said one agent.

The agents or the strippers?
34 posted on 04/25/2012 11:23:07 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Responsibility2nd

LOL... I only come here to read the articles, just the articles.

BUT, I find it refreshing to see that some clever guy has found a new and creative way to wax a car. He’s probably taking a nap in the shade by those trees.

Wax on, wax off.....


35 posted on 04/25/2012 11:29:02 AM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Nachum
Secret Service Agents: We Were Too Drunk To Have Sex

Didn't the 'Dead Kennedys' have a hit song about that?

Too drunk to... well... never mind.

36 posted on 04/25/2012 11:30:41 AM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: Old Teufel Hunden
Are you crazy, forget the boat!!! Didn't you see that wrist watch???

You know I totally missed the watch until you mentioned it:)

37 posted on 04/25/2012 11:31:00 AM PDT by calex59
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To: Responsibility2nd

I think I passed!!! : )


38 posted on 04/25/2012 11:32:42 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: Nachum

I have used that excuse. It does not work.


39 posted on 04/25/2012 11:33:21 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: Old Teufel Hunden

“”Nice boat!”

Are you crazy, forget the boat!!! Didn’t you see that wrist watch??? “

good catch....i was drawn to the designer shoes......


40 posted on 04/25/2012 11:35:44 AM PDT by red devil 40
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