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Secret Service Agents: We Were Too Drunk To Have Sex
Breitbart ^ | 4/25/12 | Ben Shapiro

Posted on 04/25/2012 10:44:41 AM PDT by Nachum

Last night, President Obama appeared on Jimmy Fallon’s unwatchable late-night show – a show most notable for Fallon’s almost-incredible inability to keep a straight face while telling the world’s least funny jokes – to discuss the Secret Service prostitution scandal. “The Secret Service, these guys are incredible,” Obama said. “They protect me, they protect our girls. A couple of knuckleheads shouldn’t detract from what they do. What they were thinking, I don’t know. That’s why they’re not there anymore.” But the Secret Service agents in question don’t need Obama’s help in their defense.

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KEYWORDS: agents; alcohol; drunk; secret; securitybreach; service; usss
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We're not as think as you drunk we were...
1 posted on 04/25/2012 10:44:51 AM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

Imagine trying to use that as an excuse after your wife finds you with a hooker.


2 posted on 04/25/2012 10:48:11 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (I like Obamacare because Granny signed the will and I need the cash)
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To: Nachum

Too drunk for sex with minors, while on duty, to count.


3 posted on 04/25/2012 10:48:34 AM PDT by Diogenesis ("Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. " Pres. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Nachum

Too drunk to do your job. Wow that is an amazing defense.


4 posted on 04/25/2012 10:49:12 AM PDT by Drill Thrawl (The United States of America, a banana republic since 1913)
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To: Nachum

From the pre-school child excuse level of:

“I did not inhale”.


5 posted on 04/25/2012 10:50:47 AM PDT by EyeGuy (Non-Holder person.)
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To: Drill Thrawl

I am not defending them, and certainly they are always supposed to uphold the best standards...that said, they are the advance team and their work was done. They were not on duty per se.

But, I appreciate your point.

These guys are idiots. But, my guess is that this has been going on for a long time. They are lucky the girl only brought back a cop. In some seedier places, she would have brought back her boss. And then someone would have gotten shot. And THAT would have been a problem.


6 posted on 04/25/2012 10:53:33 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (I just don't like anything about the President. And I don't think he's a nice guy.)
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To: Nachum

Oh yeah, that is going to make it better...


7 posted on 04/25/2012 10:53:51 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin: More miles per sound bite than the closest competitor...)
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To: Nachum

It’s pretty rich, Obama calling someone else a “knucklehead”.


8 posted on 04/25/2012 10:55:30 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: Nachum

It’s pretty rich, Obama calling someone else a “knucklehead”.


9 posted on 04/25/2012 10:55:46 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: Nachum
Too drunk?
 
With pleasure - I repost the picture of said hooker...
 
 
 
I don't care how drunk you are....


10 posted on 04/25/2012 10:55:46 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Nachum

All they really wanted was a big hug.


11 posted on 04/25/2012 10:55:56 AM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Nice boat!


12 posted on 04/25/2012 10:57:28 AM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Nachum
Whiskey d*ick?
performance anxiety?

LOL

13 posted on 04/25/2012 10:57:30 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd
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Whiskey d*ck?
performance anxiety?

LOL

14 posted on 04/25/2012 10:57:45 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Myself, I am greatful that THIS president is in such great
care. I can only wish his aircraft mechanics and Doctors are as professional.


15 posted on 04/25/2012 10:57:46 AM PDT by VRWCarea51
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To: Nachum

geez doesn’t matter, they paid for her time, not just her services. Nonperformance is not the hookers fault.


16 posted on 04/25/2012 10:57:58 AM PDT by delapaz
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To: Nachum

I wonder how many conceptions there has been over mankinds history by men who thought they were too drunk?

The secret service needs new occifers that have the intellegence of at least a college student.


17 posted on 04/25/2012 10:58:04 AM PDT by biff (WAS)
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To: Nachum

If one of them was boning Chewbacca, that defense might fly.


18 posted on 04/25/2012 10:58:58 AM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: Drill Thrawl

Maybe they are drunks on the job and maybe they did hire the prositutes on the job, but in reality they are still virgins in the world of slutdom.


19 posted on 04/25/2012 10:59:33 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Gator113

lolol.

Yeah, sure.

I’m more interested in those very nice flotation devices.


20 posted on 04/25/2012 11:01:31 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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