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Egypt: Husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death
Daily Mail UK ^ | 26 April 2012

Posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:08 AM PDT by Lorianne

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

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TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: arabspring; egypt; egyptmb; homosexualagenda; islam; islamicimperialism; islamiclaw; mohammedanism; moralabsolutes; muslimbrotherhood; napl; necrophilia; obama; sexcult
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To: Lorianne

Two and a Half Men. Alan learns Charlie stole away a girl he liked in high school. He decides to get revenge by stealing Charlie’s French girlfriend Gabrielle (Justine Eyre), but things don’t really work out like he planned. Wearing a nighty she’s reclines on the bed no moving, hands by the side and says something like, “Have your way with me.”


101 posted on 04/26/2012 8:55:46 AM PDT by Portcall24
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To: Lorianne

Muslim version of the 5 second rule.


102 posted on 04/26/2012 8:57:06 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Romney just makes me tired all over.)
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To: Surrounded_too

Also, what if the body is moved to a new time zone?

Do they have a maximum maggot clause???

If rigor mortis has set in can the husband dislocate the hips?

All are vitally important questions.


103 posted on 04/26/2012 8:58:09 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Lorianne
According to Wiki, Rigor Mortis begins approximately 3-4 hours after death. As well:

"Warm conditions and physically strenuous activity can speed up the process of rigor mortis."

Oh Oh!!

104 posted on 04/26/2012 8:59:42 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Actually this report of the new law is WORSE than what I considered a sick joke forty five years ago when I first heard it.
Louigi’s wife dies.
Louigi stands and cries like a baby at the graveside service.
Louigi’s best friend tries to comfort him. “Louigi, don’t give up, I know it is very hard but with time you will heal, you are still young, you will marry again, you may even find a new wife who is as wonderful as Maria.”
Louigi replies, “I know all that but whatamIgonnado tonight, boo-hoo.”


105 posted on 04/26/2012 8:59:45 AM PDT by RipSawyer
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To: Iron Munro
A death cult encouraged by the DORK LORD himself.

So true!
106 posted on 04/26/2012 9:01:58 AM PDT by Edgar3 (Don't THREAD on me!)
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To: null and void

Okay - now I know.


107 posted on 04/26/2012 9:03:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way. (Day 14, -10 lbs.))
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To: Lorianne

Being intimate with death.
But be careful not to draw a cartoon about it.
These people simply do not belong in a civilized culture.
Remove them from the gene pool.

Nuke them from orbit.
It’s the only way to make sure.


108 posted on 04/26/2012 9:04:35 AM PDT by RavenLooneyToon (Tail gunner Joe was right.)
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To: Lorianne

Words fail me...well maybe one...ewwwwww!


109 posted on 04/26/2012 9:09:15 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (Waiting for the new tagline to download)
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To: RavenLooneyToon

Just remember, all cults, I mean cultures, are equal.


110 posted on 04/26/2012 9:19:59 AM PDT by LevinFan
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To: MrB

Whatever, dude.


111 posted on 04/26/2012 9:20:12 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: Lorianne
The question to be answered is whether Egyptians are as biologically retarded as the Afghans. Afghans men did not know they were supposed to be having sex with their wives to reproduce! Yup. The men were into homo and bestiality sex. They were astounded (and upset) that sex was to be performed with their wives to produce children!

Nice to know necrophilia in Egypt is the new “normal”.

112 posted on 04/26/2012 9:20:38 AM PDT by MasterGunner01 (11)
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To: TurboZamboni

Ah hahahahahahaha!!

Post of the day and right out of the starting gate

Good one! hahahahahahaha


113 posted on 04/26/2012 9:20:46 AM PDT by servantboy777
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To: TurboZamboni

Ah hahahahahahaha!!

Post of the day and right out of the starting gate

Good one! hahahahahahaha


114 posted on 04/26/2012 9:21:04 AM PDT by servantboy777
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To: RavenLooneyToon

Since this is an Egyptian law, it’s time to nuke the Aswan High Dam into the world’s biggest toilet flush and wash all this muzzie sickness into the sea.

I mean, this is beyond disgusting!

Is any further proof needed that Islam is of the devil and the Allah whom the muzzies worship is the devil? Well, is there?


115 posted on 04/26/2012 9:21:54 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport all Muslims. Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind.")
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To: Lorianne

Doctor: Mister Abdul, we regret to tell you that your wife passed away this morning

Abdul: what time is it now? Can I have a few moments alone with her?


116 posted on 04/26/2012 9:22:23 AM PDT by Mr. K (If Romney wins the primary, I am writing-in PALIN)
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To: tumblindice

She’s pinin’ for the Fjords


117 posted on 04/26/2012 9:32:05 AM PDT by Mr. K (If Romney wins the primary, I am writing-in PALIN)
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To: Lorianne

YUK!!!


118 posted on 04/26/2012 9:34:56 AM PDT by kenmcg (How)
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To: corlorde

“viva la revolucion Egypt! oh wait, where are the blackberry using liberals when you need them?”

Every lib I know uses an Iphone. Me and my blackberry are far from liberal


119 posted on 04/26/2012 9:38:55 AM PDT by Bruinator ("For socialism is not merely the labour question, it is before all things an atheistic question")
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To: corlorde

“viva la revolucion Egypt! oh wait, where are the blackberry using liberals when you need them?”

Every lib I know uses an Iphone. Me and my blackberry are far from liberal


120 posted on 04/26/2012 9:39:16 AM PDT by Bruinator ("For socialism is not merely the labour question, it is before all things an atheistic question")
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To: Bruinator

I heard you the first time you said it.


121 posted on 04/26/2012 9:56:46 AM PDT by corlorde (NH)
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To: bert
However from CSI we learn...

Post Of The Day!

Shout out to Horatio...

123 posted on 04/26/2012 10:04:19 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Mr. K

Nice one centurion!

Mel


124 posted on 04/26/2012 10:12:24 AM PDT by melsec (Once a Jolly Swagman camped by a Billabong....)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

That was the subject of Kohmeni’s dissertation. If I remember correctly, the answer is no—you need to sell it to the next village over.


125 posted on 04/26/2012 10:13:00 AM PDT by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
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To: tumblindice

Since ribald limericks are the order of the day...

A crusty old Arab named Abdul
Was known to be nobody’s fool
When his wife died
For six hour he tried
Like the devil to wear out his tool!


126 posted on 04/26/2012 10:15:35 AM PDT by Mormon Cricket
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To: Lorianne

Well, men do often complain about their wife being a little frigid....


127 posted on 04/26/2012 10:17:54 AM PDT by Kharis13 (That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: Lorianne

Bound to have “Grave” consequences esp if the wife is not yours.


128 posted on 04/26/2012 10:19:39 AM PDT by nikos1121
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To: Lorianne
Oh, hey...I found it!!

NSFW Due to LANGUAGE...if you don't approve of Sam Kinison's colorful language, DO NOT CLICK!!!

129 posted on 04/26/2012 10:30:17 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lorianne; TigersEye

Despite the new law, the dead Egyptian wives still won’t move, they had been playing dead before their actual death anyway, so they reckon a Muslim husband deserves a final attempt at genuine bonding??

Very twisted it seems, at first glance.


130 posted on 04/26/2012 10:31:58 AM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascist info....http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: A. Patriot
Maybe this one too... except it's not actually about necrophilia. :)

Type O Negative - Everyone I Love Is Dead

131 posted on 04/26/2012 10:48:53 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: tumblindice

She’s probably pinin’ for the Great Pyramid...


132 posted on 04/26/2012 10:50:02 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: mosaicwolf

Add Bill Crystal to that list of idiots.


133 posted on 04/26/2012 11:03:25 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Lorianne

Like Alice Kooper says, “I love the dead before they are cold”.
Yeuck,...


134 posted on 04/26/2012 11:03:48 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) Hey Mitt, F-you too pal)
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To: Lorianne

Technically, I think his ruling was that they should stop having sex with their wife when she smells worse than a goat.

Seriously, given the primitive nature of these people, wives probably just lie there acting like corpses, anyway, hoping that guy finishes quickly and leaves her alone.


135 posted on 04/26/2012 11:04:30 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("It is already like a government job," he said, "but with goats." -- Iranian goat smuggler)
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To: Lorianne

Has anybody interviewed any of the sweet young things the networks were interviewing during the Arab Spring demonstrations? They were all manning the barricades overthrowing the evil Mubarack regime the gain better rights for women. Every station went out of their way to find the attractive, articulate female protester to show how women were leading the movement for change in Egypt. Just like here they are getting change, but not the kind they expected.


136 posted on 04/26/2012 11:12:02 AM PDT by redangus
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To: Lorianne

Does the six hour rule still apply if she’s dead because you honor killed her?


137 posted on 04/26/2012 11:15:16 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Lorianne

I think this is an extension of the Viagra rule. If you are having sex for over six hours after your spouse has died call your doctor.


138 posted on 04/26/2012 11:22:52 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Lorianne

“All Americans must recognize that the face of terror is not the true faith — face of Islam. Islam is a faith that brings comfort to a billion people around the world. It’s a faith that has made brothers and sisters of every race. It’s a faith based upon love, not hate.”

President George W. Bush
Roundtable with Arab and Muslim-American Leaders
Afghanistan Embassy, Washington, D.C.
September 10, 2002


139 posted on 04/26/2012 11:44:19 AM PDT by donna (...gay couples raising kids. That's the American way... -Mitt Romney)
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To: TurboZamboni

Egyptian Swingers = Inviting friends over for a cold one.


140 posted on 04/26/2012 11:48:35 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lorianne

How fickin’s sick is that? Muslims have to be the scum of the earth.


141 posted on 04/26/2012 12:15:50 PM PDT by calex59
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To: DannyTN

Details to be ironed out later one supposes.


142 posted on 04/26/2012 12:19:51 PM PDT by Lorianne (fedgov, taxporkmoney)
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To: Responsibility2nd; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"There once was an Arab named Dave..."


143 posted on 04/26/2012 12:52:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wasn’t there a Def Leppard song about this?

“No serenade, no fire brigade.. just NECROPHELIA!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=748IjOdrjwg


144 posted on 04/26/2012 1:08:54 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Slings and Arrows

Miss me yet?
145 posted on 04/26/2012 1:14:37 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: humblegunner

Uhh...close.


146 posted on 04/26/2012 1:17:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: I Drive Too Fast

Wife just spit all over keyboard laughing so loud!!!


147 posted on 04/26/2012 2:11:55 PM PDT by rustyboots
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To: Responsibility2nd; All

Achmed calls a “daylight savings” timeout!!!

There is always a way to squeeze in just one more hour...


148 posted on 04/26/2012 2:33:26 PM PDT by stevie_d_64 (Occupy the Gun Range!!!)
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To: N. Theknow; All

Now thats funny!!! I don’t care who you are!!!


149 posted on 04/26/2012 2:46:03 PM PDT by stevie_d_64 (Occupy the Gun Range!!!)
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To: elcid1970
Well on further investigation the story left out an important piece of information.
If you have sex with your spousal cadaver, it will then be allowed to vote.
Chairman Obamakov's dream of middle east democracy.
150 posted on 04/26/2012 3:35:05 PM PDT by RavenLooneyToon (Tail gunner Joe was right.)
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