Egypt: Husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

Daily Mail UK ^ | 26 April 2012

[Lorianne]

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Achmed, I think my wife is dead!”
“How do you know, Habib?”
“Well, the sex is the same but the laundry is piling up.”

[MichaelP]

Nary a peep from the NAGS because their BOY was responsible for it. Like Clinton, the NAGS can tolerate Chauvinism as long as it is a Democrat...

Mike

[null and void]

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The sex is the same, but the laundry piles up.

[BerryDingle]

[PowderMonkey]

Earning their “green wings.” Jeepers! Speaks volumes about a culture whose religious authority deems it necessary to address and codify the subject.

[DannyTN]

I doubt even Laz would hit that.

[UCANSEE2]

How about six hour marriages at the morgue?

Like that doesn't happen already. And probably more like 5 minutes.

[BuffaloJack]

Would that be with or without a condom?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Dang! Someone beat me to it...

[DBrow]

The new rules for living women are what we need to be concerned with. Removing rights to education (reading), probably driving, and lowering the age of marriage to 14 will impact live women all their lives.

How will the 6 hour rule be enforced?

[gusty]

In the past your right, but now, he may be cool with it, but that’s all right since he is also dead.

[null and void]

Is this a “Bring out your dead” article?

No, that list is reserved for pandemics and potential pandemics.

[gunsequalfreedom]

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How can you tell the difference between a dead Egyptian wife and one that is still alive?

The dead wife gets more respect.
The dead wife does not feel it when she is beaten.
The dead wife is as cold hearted as her husband.

[jayrunner]

Is that with or without their barquas?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

That reminds me of something I saw several months ago regarding an Iranian cleric addressing whether one could eat an animal one had sex with...

[UCANSEE2]

Wait, there could be a lucrative moneymaking venture here.

[tumblindice]

There was an old widower, Doyle,
Who wrapped up his wife in tin foil.
..He thought it would please her
..To stay in the freezer
And anyway, outside she’d spoil.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Egyptian husband doesn’t necessarily mean they have to be the husband of the dead wife.

How can you tell it’s an Egyptian wife’s funeral. All the men have their pants around their knees.

[I Drive Too Fast]

New STD from this - Stiffilis?

[Iron Munro]

A death cult set up by the dark lord himself.

A death cult encouraged by the DORK LORD himself.