Posted on 04/26/2012 8:34:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Rush might get into trouble again today if he discusses the headlines about The Navy naming a ship after Harvey Milk or the islam edict that it’s okay for muslims to have sex with their dead wives. (I didn’t read the edict so I don’t know if that includes dead animals.)
Yes, I’m snarky.
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I’m still waiting for the launching of the USS Whitney Houston, the new class of Self-destroyer.
Good Morning/afternoon, megaRushWillHaveATresureTroveToTalkAboutdittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
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Happy Draft Day!
How can Rush Limbaugh be for conservatism, if he will support Mitt Romney for ‘12 POTUS? How can Mitt Romney, actually, be a conservative POTUS and not, just, pretend to be a conservative, which Mitt is, assiduously, doing on the campaign trail as well as from all of his past actions as a flip-flopping RINO politician?
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this Hillary Huma Spanx stuff is hilarious. Rush is jacking the Dems today !!!!!!!!
Just got back from lunch. Hillary? Huma? Spanx???
I rate Spanx up there with microwaves, Swiffers and the automatic transmission.
But that’s just me...
Where do induction stoves fit into your equation?
Secretary of Dapants...
or a sterno stove ?
Induction, too pricey. Now my smooth glass top range (Maytag with the two ovens) is most excellent...
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