Posted on 04/27/2012 9:16:14 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
it’s only 11 am here....I spewed coffee
lmao
I fiond it comical because Ensure is a high protein beverage not merely for the “elderly” Good grief, my musclebound son drinks it from time to time when he is in a hurry to go somewhere and wants a protein load. I find it equally amusing that Leslie Stahl is so damned ignorant that she thinks it is only for people in the hospital..GEEZUZ! They sell it at the freakin grocery stores!
Wow, a lot of old timer suicides on that thread now.
Stahl is a casting couch affirmative action chick
Are people being zotted?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Good catch ;-) (I have never been known for “reviewing” my posts for typo’s
OK, stop doing an “Advertising guy” tease on us... ;-)
What thread you talking bout?
From conversations I’ve had with the grandkids (19yo down to 7yo twins), those lib teachers must go home every night with migranes from trying to indoctrinate even the lil’ bits.
The 19er may be further to the Right than I am, his baby sis (15yo) is about the same and the 5th grader flat told his “Science” teacher that GW was a “bunch of crap” and cited me as his source.
(The only way I heard about that deal was when I asked our daughter why the boy needed to take a copy of my resume to school to give to that same indoctrinator.)
ROTFLMAO
damn that’s funny.....BTW...when you are REAL mad....spellin is a crapshoot
A lot of opus’ on this thread of very long time FReepers.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2877089/posts?q=1&;page=401#430
Or is it “opuses”?
OMG is this kid still asking Rush questions?
I was gonna say “OPIE” but thats Andy Griffiths son ;-) and OPI is a nailpolish.....so lets run with your “opus’” until the grammar police get us both ;-)
wanted an ipod and a bed
hehehe
bingo
Looks like you’re going to have to double down on your infomercials.
Good grief, that thread is scary.
damn....Big Jim Thompson is some pissed on his thread...
IM giving that thread a read...If this crap keeps up, there will never be any end to the FReepathons LOL
It’s really getting nasty.
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