Posted on 04/27/2012 9:16:14 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The grown-ups seem to be winning though.
Hang on to your seat...this is going to REALLY make you fall on the floor laughing!
Carney: ‘I never lie’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2877247/posts
I’m a lot like you in that I’m bull chargin mad when I am mad and some of this is too cute by half.
the posibility of a Myth candidacy is no freepin secret.
shoot’n those who bought his coffee cups is stupid
and where the hell is BEEKS !
Bound to make the Greatest Hits with Leslie Stall Droppings.
Rush should start a forum.
Is he still talking to this same kid??
It wouldn’t be like here. If he let Libtards post it would turn into a forum like Hannity’s. Which SUCKS.
different yute
it’s true...some have advantages others do not
whoever told Tori Spellin she could act......lied
I thought Chelsea Clinton got canned because she sucked so badly.
She’s not even very attractive. But of course her acting career had NOTHING whatsoever to do with the fact that her father is a big-time producer. No, not at all.
I don’t think libtards or a lot of them anyway would post to his site. I don’t see many when I occasionally check out Becks site. Haven’t looked at Hannity’s in awhile. What happens here if Mitt wins? Self implodes?
Her dad never gave her nothing. Left her nothing I heard too..
Not sure, I dozed off ;)
not attractive ? she eats carrots right out the ground
he told her...get a boob job, get the boot...she said Meh...
he meant it.....she sued later and got some crumbs
I used to post on Ann Coulter’s forum but they let in so many Libtars it was just too annoying. When I called one a “baby killer” who supported abortion the mod asked me to knock it off, I said bye.
Not surprising coming from Ann Coulter, friend of Bill Maher.
Opii?
Wow, Dufner -12...
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