Skip to comments.Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles over parking dispute [ Dude! This is so not good! ]
Posted on 04/27/2012 12:46:20 PM PDT by NoLibZone
April 19, a female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province. It was learned, the woman, 41 years old, rode on her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child that day. When she wanted to pack her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male.
The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight.
During the fight, the middle aged woman manged to grab the mans testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground.
The man was immediately rushed to hospital, but unfortunately died there despite of efforts.
(Excerpt) Read more at bbs.chinadaily.com.cn ...
The headline had me wondering just where he wanted to park his testicles.
“You can squeeze my lemon, baby!”
I guess it can be said that this woman has a lot of balls!
Ya think this thread will squeeze past the censoring ballsy Admins?
VILLIAN TO HERO: You got a lot of balls to come in here.
HERO TO VILLIAN: You are right, every morning I wake up and wonder how I manage to walk everyday.
Poor man died of shock after the pitch of his voice rose an octive.
Good thing the crime didn’t occur in the US or the poor woman would have been charged with gross testicular manslaughter.
Yes! Dick the Bruiser! I grew up watching him on Championship Wrestling on grandpa’s TV! Got any cards of Yukon Moose Cholak or Mitsu Arakawa?
The story says she's 41, which means she was born before the one-child policy was vigorously enforced.
Heh, no chance there. The boys had a mind of their own, when they saw that face, they jumped into an elevator and made and an emergency ingress into the fathership.
It shows that it’s best to keep one’s family jewels locked up in a safe!
Kenpo/HuQuan here...I picked up that reference! *g*
And that’s how the yodel was born ...
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the coins, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'
'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney.'
Oh my, will police officers now start to wear cups along with bullet proof vests?