Skip to comments.Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles over parking dispute [ Dude! This is so not good! ]
Posted on 04/27/2012 12:46:20 PM PDT by NoLibZone
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Yes! Dick the Bruiser! I grew up watching him on Championship Wrestling on grandpa’s TV! Got any cards of Yukon Moose Cholak or Mitsu Arakawa?
The story says she's 41, which means she was born before the one-child policy was vigorously enforced.
Heh, no chance there. The boys had a mind of their own, when they saw that face, they jumped into an elevator and made and an emergency ingress into the fathership.
It shows that it’s best to keep one’s family jewels locked up in a safe!
Kenpo/HuQuan here...I picked up that reference! *g*
And that’s how the yodel was born ...
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the coins, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'
'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney.'
Oh my, will police officers now start to wear cups along with bullet proof vests?
Shock. Going into shock can kill.
Good reason to wear a cup. They aren’t so uncomfortable as they used to be, having a lot better size variety and texture/comfort.
That one I’d still be in favor of.
Dude didn’t have brass balls, that’s fer shore!
I love freeper sense of humor......
>> Good reason to wear a cup.
Good reason to stay the hell away from angry Taiwanese scooter women!
As luck would have it it’s been decades since I had to worry about anyone grabbing me by the nads (literally, anyway, if not metaphorically).
The woman had, as the Chinese like to say, the tiger by the tail!
THAT JOKE MADE MY NIGHT.
I sense an Internet Meme coming on. I can visualize it now!
LOL...just went out and did a search for angry asian grandmother scooter
You would not believe what I came back with!
Hate that when that happens.
I read once that the words “testify” and “testicle” have the same Greek word origin. Apparently, if the ancient Greeks wanted to force a man to speak at a trial an official would hold the man’s testicles in his hand. A slight squeeze would induce the testimony being sought.
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