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Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles over parking dispute [ Dude! This is so not good! ]
chinadaily.com ^ | April 27 2012 | chinadaily.com

Posted on 04/27/2012 12:46:20 PM PDT by NoLibZone

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To: crosshairs

Yes! Dick the Bruiser! I grew up watching him on Championship Wrestling on grandpa’s TV! Got any cards of Yukon Moose Cholak or Mitsu Arakawa?


51 posted on 04/27/2012 2:15:31 PM PDT by henkster (Wanted: Politicians willing to say "No" to people. No experience required.)
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To: battousai
"...she knew how to do the ‘monkey steals peach’..."

OMG!

52 posted on 04/27/2012 2:18:17 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: CIB-173RDABN
With a one child policy, very few have siblings. So is this story true or just journalist doing what they normally do, make things up?

The story says she's 41, which means she was born before the one-child policy was vigorously enforced.

53 posted on 04/27/2012 2:20:01 PM PDT by PapaBear3625 (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Heh, no chance there. The boys had a mind of their own, when they saw that face, they jumped into an elevator and made and an emergency ingress into the fathership.


54 posted on 04/27/2012 2:20:26 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: NoLibZone

It shows that it’s best to keep one’s family jewels locked up in a safe!


55 posted on 04/27/2012 2:22:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: battousai

Kenpo/HuQuan here...I picked up that reference! *g*


56 posted on 04/27/2012 2:25:56 PM PDT by AnTiw1
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To: Doogle

And that’s how the yodel was born ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDASBRaaBHk


57 posted on 04/27/2012 2:31:44 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: NoLibZone
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 coins to play the juke-box with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the coins, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'

'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney.'

58 posted on 04/27/2012 2:35:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: NoLibZone

Oh my, will police officers now start to wear cups along with bullet proof vests?


59 posted on 04/27/2012 2:54:32 PM PDT by trailboss800
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To: nikos1121
Thx...After listening to a obamao soundbite a couple of minutes ago, I needed a good laugh...
60 posted on 04/27/2012 4:24:30 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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To: Nervous Tick

Shock. Going into shock can kill.

Good reason to wear a cup. They aren’t so uncomfortable as they used to be, having a lot better size variety and texture/comfort.


61 posted on 04/27/2012 5:20:35 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

That one I’d still be in favor of.


62 posted on 04/27/2012 5:22:07 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: NoLibZone

Dude didn’t have brass balls, that’s fer shore!


63 posted on 04/27/2012 5:23:24 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I love freeper sense of humor......


64 posted on 04/27/2012 6:45:52 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: Secret Agent Man

>> Good reason to wear a cup.

Good reason to stay the hell away from angry Taiwanese scooter women!

As luck would have it it’s been decades since I had to worry about anyone grabbing me by the nads (literally, anyway, if not metaphorically).


65 posted on 04/27/2012 6:50:08 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: NoLibZone

The woman had, as the Chinese like to say, the tiger by the tail!


66 posted on 04/27/2012 6:51:43 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

THAT JOKE MADE MY NIGHT.


67 posted on 04/27/2012 7:07:37 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: Nervous Tick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I sense an Internet Meme coming on. I can visualize it now!

LOL...just went out and did a search for angry asian grandmother scooter

You would not believe what I came back with!

68 posted on 04/27/2012 7:16:11 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: NoLibZone

Hate that when that happens.


69 posted on 04/27/2012 10:35:30 PM PDT by garjog
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To: NoLibZone

I read once that the words “testify” and “testicle” have the same Greek word origin. Apparently, if the ancient Greeks wanted to force a man to speak at a trial an official would hold the man’s testicles in his hand. A slight squeeze would induce the testimony being sought.


70 posted on 04/28/2012 6:56:09 AM PDT by ops33 (Senior Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired))
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To: NoLibZone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A


71 posted on 04/29/2012 3:57:01 AM PDT by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
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