[Darren McCarty]

I don't if we're stupids. We're just dicks. Literally.

The smart ones though know when to back off and not give into our other head's temptation. For example, not cheating on our long term girlfriend, not sleeping with employees or married women or underage or the 2am crowd, etc.

[Revolting cat!]

Actually, the smart ones are those who know how to get away with the sins you list. My opinion.