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Depressed Bin Laden thought about ‘al-Qaida' name change, White House says
Yahoo! News ^ | April 30, 2012 | Olivier Knox

Posted on 04/30/2012 12:24:31 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy

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To: Bubba_Leroy
World Wilson International Center for Scholars in Washington

Must not have been a very big crowd.

21 posted on 04/30/2012 1:56:31 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Hoffer Rand
World Wilson International Center ?

I wonder if it was named for World Wilson, our 28th President and first internationalist, America second slob to occupy the White House.

22 posted on 04/30/2012 2:04:04 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

His first choice was to rename Al Qaida “Coca-Cola”. He was even more depressed when he found out that was already taken. So he then wanted to try “Mountain Dew” but that, too was taken. Then he thought of “Patriotic Democrats” and he was going to go with that because no one else is using it. Then he got killed. The End.


23 posted on 04/30/2012 4:44:24 PM PDT by JewishRighter (Anybody but Hussein)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

True story...A guy in Pennsylvania is named “Al Caida” in the phone book. Right after 9/11 he was getting death threats.


24 posted on 04/30/2012 5:32:20 PM PDT by mirkwood (subliminal message here)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

League of Extraordinary Beards
iQaeda
Kandahar Ardent Brotherhood Of Orthodox Muslims (KABOOM)
Bad News Beards
Yes We Quran!
“Weird Al” Qaeda


25 posted on 04/30/2012 5:37:06 PM PDT by mirkwood (subliminal message here)
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To: From The Deer Stand
It was thought that because bin Laden had been in that compound without leaving for five years, and with three wives, he called the Navy Seals himself.

Truly, Polygamy is it's own punishment...

As for the new name, ACORN is too generic and not ethnic enough.

Maybe Al ACORN...

26 posted on 05/01/2012 4:42:05 AM PDT by Haiku Guy ("The problem with Internet Quotes is that you never know if they are real" -- Abraham Lincoln)
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To: mirkwood

Can I haz Kaboom?


27 posted on 05/01/2012 4:43:03 AM PDT by Haiku Guy ("The problem with Internet Quotes is that you never know if they are real" -- Abraham Lincoln)
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A new name?

Hmmmmm?

Hope and Change

Together We Thrive

Winning The Future

Forward

BOHICA (Bunch Of Highly Incompetent Complete Assholes)

28 posted on 05/01/2012 4:51:26 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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Depressed Bin Laden thought about ‘al-Qaida' name change, White House says

What, to something like الأمل والتغيير تنظيم المجتمع?
29 posted on 05/01/2012 4:56:50 AM PDT by aruanan
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