Posted on 05/01/2012 8:22:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I'm listening in on a HQ QMS meeting.
So again, THANKS I NEEDED THAT.
you betcha....here to serve
BREAKING NEWS: Bin Laden killed one year ago today.
And in more breaking news:
Lincoln assassinated in Ford’s Theater.
The Titanic hits an iceberg.
lil trivia
when Boothe Shot Lincoln...America’s 1st news wire came from Reuters.....and put Reuters on the map
Boothe's fault? Or Bush's fault? It is hard to keep track.
WooHoo Rush is bringing up Pelosi’s lie she wasn’t briefed!
He filmed it.
Preston’s fault
Oh, I hope.
FYI, that shooting was done by a moslem terrorist-wannabe. I posted an article on the main forum about it.
Stahl and Pelosi.....Lord forgive us
Was that anywhere near Mama G’s?
Nope. None of those stores were anywhere near. Although this happened on E. University, it was in a neighborhood. No, businesses close at all. Children, families, etc.
The robberies last year and now this makes daddy a might uneasy.
Is Wilson cancer-free (at the end of the show)? I couldn’t tell.
I’ve been in and out of the show today, but I am with you, Jose is da man!
“We do.”
he overcame certain death w/ a cure from House that allows him to have surgery to remove the infected area
I don’t blame you. This was a first. Auburn has generally been separate from junk like that. We had very little unrest in the 60s. Only one or two incidents of streaking and that’s about it! Funny thing, behind him, on the other side of a little creek, is the sheriff’s house. The perp had no chance. Plus, the police were on the scene as fast as they could possibly be (granted, someone on scene with another gun a la The Rifleman could have taken him out immediately).
wife had the remote
Okay, certain death is avoided. Death from cancer is still a possibility. Thanks for clearing that up.
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