Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How many counts in that movement you just
executed?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, 4 counts, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Whats the idea of looking down in the
chamber?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, that is to guarantee that the private is not
giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir!
That’s a fact, jack!