Posted on 05/02/2012 8:13:55 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Awesome thanks!
I’ve been using http://www.vudu.com/ for pay per view on my Blue Ray, they seem to have more new movies than anyone, even Blockbuster. I hope Samsung has the app for Amazon.
Looks like Rush just put a stop to that. LOL!
And I’m done with Pro-Flowers.
Bush’s “Mission Accomplished” was more of a celebration of our Military men and women, it was not about the commander in chief. Obama’s “I did it a year ago” is all about BO.
They both must be hurting for Mother’s Day!
Thanks. Will check it out.
Same here. Why didn’t Rush, or did he, mention who dropped him?
Republicans control the Senate????
Can this caller count to 100?
Republicans don’t need to control the Senate, Barabbas(Romney) works well with Democrats...
Clint Jr in a head on collision last night at Douglas and University. He’s fine, his Mustang and 10K sound system not so much. We’re waiting to hear if it’s totaled or not. Some idiot turned left and stopped in the middle of the on coming traffic and to avoid him this truck had to swerve into his lane. BAM! Airbags saved him.
I was just happy when Rush announced that for ever one that dropped him there are two lining up to take their place.
I believe him with his ratings.
This caller is either ignorant or playing “stump the chump”
“Mission Accomplished” was for the USS Lincoln, not the war. Did the Libtards want to send an unneeded aircraft carrier back in action?
And why can’t our people articulate that?
prayers up!!
Oh my goodness! I’m so glad he is okay. It sounds like it probably was totaled. I understand anytime the airbags are deployed the insurance companies total it on out.
There are a lot of idiot drivers here.
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