Posted on 05/03/2012 6:08:43 AM PDT by Zakeet

There was a brief media firestorm yesterday when Vanity Fair broke the news that Obamas famous New York girlfriend was a fiction. She appears in his 1995 memoir, Dreams From My Father, described in some detail by her appearance, voice and mannerisms. But a new biography of Obama with an excerpt published in Vanity Fair reveals that she was actually an amalgam of several different women. Politico immediately ran with Obama: 'New York girlfriend' was composite and Drudge headlined with Obama Admits Fabricating Girlfriend in a Memoir. Coming hot on the heels of the news that the Pres once ate a dog, his weirdo factor seems to have hit the roof.
Actually, it turns out that Obama always said that his New York squeeze was a fake. Within a couple of hours of the story breaking, journalists pointed out that at the beginning of Dreams From My Father it reads, For the sake of compression, some of the characters that appear are composites of people, Ive known, and some events appear out of precise chronology. Politico was forced to print a humiliating correction and David Graham of The Atlantic went in for the kill: Politico has served as an unwitting pawn in a game conservative spinmeisters are playing to redefine Obama between now and November
It's much the same as the flap over Obama eating dog, in which a different piece of Dreams From My Father, in which he describes eating canine meat as a boy in Indonesia, was rediscovered. While conservative activists and journalists present these stories while claiming that Obama wasn't properly vetted four years ago, what's actually happening is they're reintroducing facts to the record, this time with a far more negative spin.
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The foreign press ... again pointing out how pathetic the American MSM has become
In Dreams OF My Father, zer0 didn't eat A dog, as in one (1) dog. He ate a COMPOSITE dog... that one (1) dog could be hundreds of dogs, for the sake of literary discretion, he combined into one.
Obama is “OTHER” than American.
This is precisely why the constitution has the requirement for “natural born citizen”.
That one looks just as real as the one the NYT put out.
Standard Alinsky tactic: accuse your opponents of what you yourself are doing.
Redefining The Kenyan as a heterosexual, as a war leader, and a caring spousal unit.
LOL!
Oh if only I could create a real composite of loves past and present, I’d have one incredibly perfect man.
[or I could just make a ‘composite’ sock puppet and talk to that]


Ok, I don’t care who you are. those dudes in that picture are queer as the day is long. Is that really Obama?
Exactly.
Pretty hard to REdefine a person who was never DEfined in the first place.
The vetting should have started in 2005 at the latest. It was obvious by his star billing at the 2004 Democrat convention and his election to the US Senate in November 2004, that Obama would be foisted on us as a future Democrat presidential nominee.
Yup, other then WSJ and Washington Times I rarely read the American press any longer, nothing but Marxist/socialist propaganda.
Where is the composite Larry Sinclair type?
Barry is a Composite American
>> Oh if only I could create a real composite of loves past and present, Id have one incredibly perfect man.
Yeah, but what about the OTHER nine Frank N. Steins built from the leftover flawed components? I guess you’d just unleash those on society, hmmm? :-)
So, now he eats composites and married a dog.............
We have a President who ate Snoopy. My wife teaches Kindergarden and told the kids that and they all started crying.
>> OK, so he lied about ever having a girlfriend. Perhaps he lied about eating a dog too.
Or maybe he dated a composite dog and ate his composite girlfriend.
I can’t stand the guy but do I really care what some dreamy eyed fellow radical wrote about him in her diary? If the worst a woman can say about him is that he was aloof, 50% of the male population can be likewise tarred.
Is dog a gateway meat?
Oh, crud.
You just *had* to throw in a little ‘unintended consequences” for a total buzz kill, didn’t ya?
/glumly puts away surgical instruments and frees captives
;D
...uh...Loni...
Tecnically speaking, a composite woman would be one made out of fiberglass. So Obama dated a fiberglass woman....and ate a dog. Gee what a guy.

Did she really? LOL!
pResident Composite/Amalgam...no one really knows for sure.
I think it’s really just more information to prove the very strange situations regarding this man and that strangeness can in various ways be relevant to what him and his are doing to the country. And, important in removing him.
To be fair, he probably only ate PART of a dog.
But maybe he did so on several occasions...
"I cant stand the guy but do I really care what some dreamy eyed fellow radical wrote about him in her diary? If the worst a woman can say about him is that he was aloof, 50% of the male population can be likewise tarred."
And nobody is listening to others:
Larry Sinclair: Obama's "Drug and Sex party limosine"
That one doesn’t look quite as fake as most other photos of Barry that I’ve seen.
I don’t think he’s clever enough to be the Beast of the end times,
but he sure is strange, his past obscure, and his policies downright luciferian.
Ok, I get it now.
Barry is not one person. He is a composite of many. Hence the numerous names and SSNs he possesses.
Barack is an alien... he is an experiment sent to earth to destroy the earthlings.
The real story is that he didn’t want to admit he ate MUTTon one day...On the same day that he decided that the “sweetest sound” was the call to prayer.
You fergot Malcom X
nontruths in the book
Makes you wonder what other nontruths are in the book and what nontruths he has spoken or written throughout his life.
The problem is, though, that the parts he did NOT eat for obvious reasons, catch my drift, he's been feeding US for the last 3 1/2 years.
You got it.
2006.

My mistake - 2004.
So we have a “composite” and Moochelle.
I did a count and came up with ~ 12 “intimate” relationships I had before I got married at 26 and I’m nothing spectacular - well maybe kind of ... ;-)
Several are on facebook and if I became President (or was just running) I know they’d come out of the woodwork somehow.
This does not count some memorable encounters with the gals at a church camp near our house over several summers during high school.
It’d likely be “the best lover I ever had” stuff (;-) but something would come out - 2, 3, 8?
With Obummer - nothing - a composite and Moochie. The man has no past and he’s president of the most powerful country in the world - for the moment at least.
Aside from the complete lack of girlfriends out there, in his much touted autobiography - pre-2008 election - he admits to eating dog and we never heard of it?
This was heavenly prose from the “Won” and we never knew this before two weeks ago? Color me depressed. ;-(

We won't be competing. My WKRP composite was Jan Smithers (a/k/a "Bailey Quarters").

More likely the dog he ate was some guy named Doug.
It seems to me that the Obama campaign and the MSM is trying to paint him as an “Alpha Male” ala Algore. First was the “Only I would have killed Osama” suggesting Romney doesn’t have the balls to do the same thing and now putting out the word that he was some kind of ladies man back in the day. We’re watching him grow a pair right before our eyes! /s/ If he’s not too careful and keeps pressing this issue, the ex-boyfriends (who are still alive) may come forward and mess up his plans.
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