Skip to comments.Composite Americans (Mark Steyn)
Posted on 05/05/2012 9:03:28 AM PDT by smoothsailingEdited on 05/05/2012 10:53:43 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
But being yourself is never going to be enough in the new composite America. Last week, in an election campaign ad, Barack revealed his latest composite girlfriend — “Julia.” She’s worse than the old New York girlfriend. She can’t even be herself. In fact, she can’t be anything without massive assistance from Barack every step of the way, from his “Head Start” program at the age of three through to his Social Security benefits at the age of 67. Everything good in her life she owes to him. When she writes her memoir, it will be thanks to a subvention from the Federal Publishing Assistance Program for Chronically Dependent Women but you’ll love it: Sweet Dreams from My Sugar Daddy. She’s what the lawyers would call “non composite mentis.” She’s not competent to do a single thing for herself — and, from Barack’s point of view, that’s exactly what he’s looking for in a woman, if only for a one-night stand on a Tuesday in early November.
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I laughed til I cried.
Very amusing, Steyn does it again
Like Warren's memoirs in "Dreams from My Great-Great-Great-Grandmother."
Can’t say I’ve dated any composite women but I have built composite rocket motors!
Unfortunately, none of my liberal acquaintances have enough intellectual curiosity or capacity to ever read this article. To be a liberal is to be either intellectually lazy or intellectually dishonest....
Brilliant and hilarious! Steyn is a gem!!!
I dated a composite gal in Shreveport over four years. She was a bit tall, 200 pounds, wore leopard skin tights mostly, sipped Pabst Blue Ribbon from the can, had attended Louisiana Tech and some Baptist University in Arkansas, had a uncontrollable wink in her left eye, had a tick on her ear once, bought wart remover by the case, claimed she’d been taken by aliens once, helped her cousin dig a septic tank, and could figure the timing on Ford pick-up strictly by the sound of the engine.
The thing is...most guys would all prefer to remember their composite women in their life...more than the actual women. It’s a sad, sorrowful tale of how things end up.
This should be a required reading at every University in America!
I dated some composite chicks back in the day at the University of Michigan. And they are all still crazy after all these years.
If Obama traded in this composite girl for the Wide Load, she must have been the ugliest woman in the world, and frigid to boot.
I choose "both" for $500, Alex!
Steyn is a treasure.
Of course they are composite. It's UM.
Knew a gal like that in high school. Her two brothers were both mechanics. I dated her for a while and she tuned up my 55 Crown Vic. I was so impressed, I asked her to the Prom! We had a great time! :)
Mark Steyn ping.
Funny piece by Steyn on Obama’s fake girlfriend and Warren the fake Indian.
Not funny though is the fake president sitting in the very real Oval Office.
Only the smart ones are dishonest.
The rest are lazy.
Me too! The RNC or Romney needs to hire him. All the absurdities of the left need to be mocked withhout mercy.
Steyn is great
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Steyn must be excerpted
Steyn must be excerpted? Then Steyn can KMA! I’ll never post anything of his again, damn Canadian pansy! LOL!
Mark Steyn ping.
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Thanks for the ping smoothsailing.
If Steyn could teach the Romney campaign to parody Obama half as well as he does, this would be the funniest political campaign ever.
More importantly, Obama can’t handle being made fun of. He would lose control, followed quickly by losing the election.
That’s harsh. Although, it’s true.
LIEberals are both intellectually lazy and intellectually dishonest!
That is why I refer to them as LIEberals!
Complete hilarity, Mark is a true treasure. This is one of the funniest columns of his I have read in a while. Good lord, I cannot believe anyone takes these people seriously.
Way too funny!
It’s really not funny when you think that if it were any one of us, purporting to be a minority to get into school, we’d be in the clink right now...
Absolute classic. Fauxcahontas really got me. Brilliant.
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