The okie didn’t make it across the road because he was stapled to the chicken with cheap brittle Chinese staples and they broke because the Chinese failed to anneal the staples thus not easing the internal stresses in the metal.
As an Okie myself (south of Woodward, too damn close to Amarillo) I knew where you were going with that!
Btw, don’t buy Chinese honey, or any honey if the price seems to good to be true. It’s been found to contain a substance that can cause brain damage. Then you have to move to Texas.
Or for that matter any Chinese food product, esp. fish. Or anything with moving parts. Or childrens’ toys—lead and cadmium. They seem to use lead like McDonalds uses salt.
As far as that goes, I’d avoid anything Chinese. Except Chinese chicks, and even their vaginas are built sideways ....