[AlligatorEyes]

And why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

[NFHale]

“...And why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?...”

Yeah... and think about this -

Asteroids - come into the Hemisphere... But Hemorroids are on yer a**... So........why aren’t hemorroids called Assteroids, and Asteroids called Hemorroids?

And - if olive oil comes from crushing olives...where the hell does BABY OIL come from???

The mind boggles...