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Posted on 05/08/2012 8:31:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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On the road today. Later folks.
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushReadyToPounceOnLiberalismdittos from Biggirl, PING!:)=^..^=
Why doesn't someone ask Obamah who he thinks is getting ahead unfairly or not playing by the rules, by the law?
He says this all the time, so he must think there are lots of people and companies getting ahead unfairly.
Any pantie bombers out there?
I would ask someone to check my delegate math for me, but the results are too depressing.
Greetings.
Did you see Joe Biden referred to Mitt as “President Romney” on the Sunday shows?
I saw it and Greggy didn’t even bat an eye.
I have heard several terms for a fella with a “package”...and now the jokes just write themselves...
“Do you have unexploded ordnance in your pants, or are ya just happy to see me?” LMAO (the term “unexploded ordnance” alone had me fallin outta my chair laughing..(yeah, Im weird—so sue me ;-)
LMAO!
The jokes really do write themselves.
bttt
I so hope Lugar loses. He was my senator when I lived in Indiana in the early 80s and a POS then.
He must be older than dirt by now.
Holy cripes, wiki says he’s 80.
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