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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, May 11, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 05/11/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 05/11/2012 8:20:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


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To: Clint N. Suhks

or a Binford 9000

arg arg arg....ohh ohh ohh


51 posted on 05/11/2012 10:18:50 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: hattend

That would have gotten you banned not so long ago.


52 posted on 05/11/2012 10:19:02 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: hattend
Obama jiggering...?


53 posted on 05/11/2012 10:19:34 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I always thought is was banned.....turns out it was banded...like the release of feral birds

who knew


54 posted on 05/11/2012 10:20:34 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I heard we all kissed and made up.


55 posted on 05/11/2012 10:20:34 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend; advertising guy

What happened to all the zotties and opus’ is a question that was never answered that I could find.


56 posted on 05/11/2012 10:26:54 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: hattend

Okay, I’m old and won’t be going to school so I can say this.

Get the feds out of the school loan program. Go to a bank or another loan facility and quit stealing my tax dollars (I’m talking to the freeloaders who want their school loans forgiven.)


57 posted on 05/11/2012 10:26:54 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend

Romney wasn’t born in Kenya, use an Indonesian passport or have a suspect CT social security card.


58 posted on 05/11/2012 10:31:16 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend

Who do I see about forgiving my car loan? Since we’re forgiving student loans, mortgages, and every thing else.


59 posted on 05/11/2012 10:31:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: hattend

......well, after all of the LGBwhatis this past week, you’d better be real careful about kissing, and particularly who’s kissing whom.

(I think I just managed to pimp both the PC and Spelling Police in one sentence....)


60 posted on 05/11/2012 10:32:15 AM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet ((252 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
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To: Unrepentant VN Vet

Ha!


61 posted on 05/11/2012 10:33:17 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend
Obama saved 100 million jobs /sarc

Where China??

62 posted on 05/11/2012 10:34:03 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

I still owe 12 payments on my car... you’re right, I should just stop paying and then when the bailout happens I’ll be positioned correctly (or the repo man will come)


63 posted on 05/11/2012 10:35:44 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: ExCTCitizen

Probably


64 posted on 05/11/2012 10:36:48 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend
If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION

Damn straight

ABO

My tagline since February....

65 posted on 05/11/2012 10:37:01 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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To: hattend

Caller fishing for freebies.


66 posted on 05/11/2012 10:38:02 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend

Ugh, another Two If By Tea pimp.


67 posted on 05/11/2012 10:38:26 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I have never had it but “it’s just tea” for crying out loud

Caller was denied free tea! WooT!


68 posted on 05/11/2012 10:40:21 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend; All

Do you see the Ad by Restore our Future about Zero’s Stimulus giving $$$ to Fiskar to build cars in Finland? And a Solar company for Mexican Jobs??


69 posted on 05/11/2012 10:40:53 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

ditto and why I keep a toe out the door


70 posted on 05/11/2012 10:49:30 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I have written this before...but I think it bears repeating...it is an analogy about the news media and liberals.......

“Two women talking on the telephone...henceforeth refered to as 1 and 2
1:” Listen...do you believe that awful ugly story going around about..............?”

2: “Certainly! What’s the ugly story?”
1: “I dunno, I thought you knew”
2: “I dunno I thought YOU knew—but believe me, its true!!”


71 posted on 05/11/2012 10:51:04 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

been talkin to folk all over your state the last 2 days lookin for chiller a/c compressors........hard to understand em mostly


72 posted on 05/11/2012 10:56:18 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: hattend
WHOA! ....that's good! :-D

73 posted on 05/11/2012 10:57:01 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: advertising guy

In that case, just smile and keep saying “ Uffda Uffda, Ya Shure Yew Betcha” ;-) LOL


74 posted on 05/11/2012 11:00:01 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

I’ll say it but I WILL NOT wear the shorts and suspenders


75 posted on 05/11/2012 11:02:50 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: MagUSNRET

...and don’t forget to wear Carharts.

...or ever, ever turn down a coffee refill.


76 posted on 05/11/2012 11:04:12 AM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet ((252 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
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To: advertising guy

(Lederhosen is German...the Uffda Uffda yew Betcha is Scandanavian) Sheesh......


77 posted on 05/11/2012 11:07:16 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Thanks Rush.
78 posted on 05/11/2012 11:10:42 AM PDT by Yosemitest (It's simple, fight or die!)
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To: MagUSNRET

sheesh ??????????????

ya made Ventura a governor and Franklin a senator

shorts and suspenders are the least of your problems

lmao


79 posted on 05/11/2012 11:12:30 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: advertising guy

I didnt :-) The “Uffda Uffda” gang did

(Im in the Lederhosen bunch)


80 posted on 05/11/2012 11:19:31 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

Tea Pimp Bump


81 posted on 05/11/2012 11:36:06 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend

I thought it was funny as hell, the way Rush handled that one.....”We have a variety pack...buy a case of each” LMAO!!!!!


82 posted on 05/11/2012 11:41:38 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Can someone photo shop Obama’s Julia on the government faucet?


83 posted on 05/11/2012 11:42:51 AM PDT by proud2beconservativeinNJ ("In God We Trust")
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To: MagUSNRET

crap, that’s funny


84 posted on 05/11/2012 11:44:56 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: advertising guy

note to self....do not wake up on the couch at 1 am and eat 2 bowls of cereal and go back to sleep


85 posted on 05/11/2012 11:47:21 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: hattend

Imagine the fun they could have with THAT one!


86 posted on 05/11/2012 3:42:16 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Do you know of a site to listen to *free* Rush Replays/Archives, without having to sign-up and pay a fee? I’ve already listened to Mark Levin’s and Chris Plante’s Replays, and need something to listen to on weekends.


87 posted on 05/12/2012 6:41:49 PM PDT by carriage_hill (All liberals & most demoncraps think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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