Thats no big deal! I was BORN hard wired to accept commands to do dishes....My father woud TELL ME to do em...and by gum, I did em... ;-)
Now broadcasting from the underground command post...
Deep in the bowels of a hidden bunker...
Somewhere under the brick and steel of a nondescript building,
we have once again made contact with our leader-—
Thanks to Levinite and FReeper cleveland gop for transcription.