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Naked rambler wanders into chip shop for a "battered sausage"
Daily Mail ^
| May 16, 2012
| Rob Preece
Posted on 05/16/2012 10:52:07 AM PDT by Teotwawki
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To: thefactor
There just aren’t that many pictures of naked Nash Ramblers on the web.
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posted on
05/16/2012 12:20:48 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Close, but not a station wagon. And it was the most putrid shade of brown I ever saw in my life. Dull as dishwater.
This one almost looks good. Looks as if someone is making a sleeper.
To: Teotwawki
Isn't "battered sausage" a Brit euphemism for
Polishing the bannister
Beating the bishop
Buck the slobbering donkey
Pudwrestle
Tug of war with Cyclops
Roughing up the suspect?
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posted on
05/16/2012 12:22:05 PM PDT
by
jrg
To: TheOldLady
Like I said before, just not that many pix of naked Nash Ramblers on the web.
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posted on
05/16/2012 12:25:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: jrg
No, more like a hot dog on a stick. It’s a breaded, deep fried sausage.
I was going to say “banger” but... never mind. ;-P
To: Slings and Arrows
No, darlin’! If you had gotten a picture like my dad’s Rambler, I probably would have to go and embrace the porcelain throne. I HATED that horrible thing.
You done good, friend.
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
05/16/2012 12:34:35 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Teotwawki
I was afraid the “battered sausage” reflected abuse of the parts on display.
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posted on
05/16/2012 12:42:40 PM PDT
by
Myrddin
To: jrg
Isn't “battered sausage” a Brit euphemism for
Polishing the bannister
Beating the bishop
Buck the slobbering donkey
Pudwrestle
Tug of war with Cyclops
Roughing up the suspect?
Nah, it really is a sausage dipped in batter and deep fried...:^)
A clogged artery special, just like most of the stuff from the chip shop.
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posted on
05/16/2012 12:59:27 PM PDT
by
az_gila
To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady
I'd be happy to batter his sausage.
I guarantee neither would he ever want it battered again, nor could it ever be.
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posted on
05/16/2012 1:18:52 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
To: Teotwawki
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posted on
05/16/2012 2:42:49 PM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(It's legal to be out at night in spacesuits, even carrying a rag dolly. Cops hauled us in anyway.)
To: ApplegateRanch
Oooooh! Bloodthirsty! I like that in my friends.
To: Slings and Arrows
a ‘battered sausage’ Paging John Wayne Bobbitt.
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posted on
05/17/2012 9:16:20 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
To: TheOldLady
I should have added, “sic semper moronicus!”
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posted on
05/17/2012 6:44:26 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
To: ApplegateRanch
To: Slings and Arrows
Kewl Rambler, lowered, should have chopped the top
a few inches too.
My parents had one but it had sort of fins at the back.
I backed into a police car one night and thats how they
picked me up.
Had a lot of esplaining to do.
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posted on
05/17/2012 6:52:23 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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