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Posted on 05/16/2012 12:10:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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The national Archives announced today it has discovered a long lost reel of WW2 footage showing US President Barack Obama personally deflecting the nuclear blast that struck Osaka following the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Following the blast, the DNC, in cooperation with CBS/NBC/ABC and the fledgling Japanese communication industry showed their patriotism by suppressing all traces of the heroic gesture by Obama until they felt the world was ready to know the truth. Today’s revelation in no way coincides with Obama’s sudden drop in the polls following his coming out i Newsweek as the first gay President.
A little known historical fact: A Nobel Peace Prize was first given to Obama in 1779 when they discovered he was responsible for killing Captain James Cook in Hawaii, thus preventing the takeover of the islands by the white man.......
On a side note, House Majority John Boneher announced an investigation into famed insurer Loyyds of London today after it was revealed that insurance rates for the American Kennel Club’s Washington DC show would be raised for the remainder of the Obama presidency.
#ObamaInHistory @trayvon “Hey son, can you pick me up some Skittles?”
With his putter.......
British publications are running with the story that following the uproar over Mitt Romney’s youthful ‘bullying’ incident, U.S. President Barack Obama may have one of his own.
While serving as Captain of the British vessel Cutty Sark for more than two decades, historical documents show that unfairly denied the majority of the crew their turn in the barbell; a place he reserved for himself.
Families of British sailors said the recent awarding of the world record to Obama by the Guinness organization was unfair based on his abuse of authority.
California officials are crediting President Barack Obama for averting a race war after associate David Axelrod mistakenly directed the Los Angeles chapter of Occupy Wall Street to the corner Wall Street and Grove, located in South Central LA.
Obama rapidly deployed the California Nat. Guard with 4 semis filled with Nikes and a delivery truck filled with Doritos and Brownies to quell the violence.
Reporters on the scene credit his quick thinking with saving or creating 4,000 lives.
You guys are having way too much fun with this. LOL
Fun? I’ll have you know that we are helping the world to understand the true magnitude of the greatness that is Barack Obama. The MSM has covered up his historical importance from day one and I feel it is my personal mission to set the record straight. On a curve. Sort of...
When the East Berliners began to tear down the Wall, #ObamaInHistory looked @fidelcastro and said "this is why we can't have nice things"
#ObamaInHistory organized Mr Rogers Neighborhood; now there are no jobs in The Land of Makebelieve either
I'll tell you for free it's not kosher.
I have excellent taste in theft.
He never worked so hard in his entire life, but a messiah can only do so much considering his racist opposition.......not to mention their homophobic women hating ways........