Same goes for backyard pools.
I’d love to put a 4’ x 15’ above ground pool in the backyard. However, neighborhood kids use our yard as a “cut-through” getting from one street to the next. They are respectful and cause no problems.
However, pools have proved to be lawyer magnets, so I’d probably have to build a 12’ high fence to protect myself. I have enough money to buy a pool OR a fence, not both. So, I do neither.
(Deep Theological/Literary Question: In Dante’s Inferno, who occupies the lower ring of Hell, Lawyers or Bureaucrats?)
I’d like springboards installed on basketball courts for white guys like me.