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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, May 24, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 05/24/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 05/24/2012 8:08:19 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


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1 posted on 05/24/2012 8:08:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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To: NonValueAdded; LibertyisSpecial; HOYA97; ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); StoneWall Brigade; ...

Hoping work will slow down enough for me to contribute once again soon pings....:0)


2 posted on 05/24/2012 8:10:06 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Greetings. I hope your work slows down, too. We miss your presence on the threads.


3 posted on 05/24/2012 8:11:28 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Thxs, for the ping. :-D

4 posted on 05/24/2012 8:16:40 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

I’m back in the office today after visiting a mfg facility yesterday that had a little nazi as the HR director. So sad for him that I am a $30M customer.....

Idiot should know who he is talking to..


5 posted on 05/24/2012 8:41:01 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: CSM
i worked for a company whose ceo was a promoted hr director

that was a nightmare

6 posted on 05/24/2012 9:06:25 AM PDT by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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To: CSM

I think most HR people are trained in North Korea.


7 posted on 05/24/2012 9:11:41 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: sloop

The first thing the sales guy had to do was show me how to use the visitor pass to access the bathroom. Evidently, the employees have to scan their ID’s to get in the restroom, which tells me that HR is tracking their BR breaks.

Then I saw an officially posted “procedure” with the corresponding pic on “cubicle” presentation.

Finally, I was standing out in the parking lot enjoying a smoke and he came running out to tell me not to smoke. “it is a smoke free campus and you have to leave the property.”

He was a skinny little nerdy dork that I am sure was the target of much ridicule in high school. Heck, I wanted to give him a swirly right then, but I didn’t have my bathroom pass on me.....

The sales team was actually shocked when I laid out all three to them and they just responded that he must not have known that I was the buyer for 30% of their business...

To bad it is a niche commodity with no direct competitors.


8 posted on 05/24/2012 9:13:04 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: CSM

Build in an “aggravation surcharge” on the next invoice.


9 posted on 05/24/2012 9:17:48 AM PDT by They'reGone2000 (Today you can get worse or you can get better. Which is it going to be? - JoePa)
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To: CSM

Build in an “aggravation surcharge” on the next invoice.


10 posted on 05/24/2012 9:18:17 AM PDT by They'reGone2000 (Today you can get worse or you can get better. Which is it going to be? - JoePa)
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To: They'reGone2000

I wish. The problem is that they sell to my employer and invoice us......However, I might just have to do a blanket reduction of the price on all of their parts by percent or so....


11 posted on 05/24/2012 9:21:10 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: CSM

a manager in another department scored a drafting chair for me - i helped his people and he wanted to thank me - so i raised the work surfaces in my cubicle to use the chair

that gave hr a heart attack - because i was non standard

my boss backed me and we had a blast laughing at their panic


12 posted on 05/24/2012 9:22:55 AM PDT by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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To: sloop

Am I an official thread hijacker now? ;-)


13 posted on 05/24/2012 9:26:10 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: sloop

my justification was that i was always smarter on a bar stool


14 posted on 05/24/2012 9:26:21 AM PDT by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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To: CSM

no one will complain - everyone loves to hate hr and has a few good gripes about them


15 posted on 05/24/2012 9:27:53 AM PDT by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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To: sloop

For 3 years the Libtard politicians have been telling us we need to increase “investment” and now they are trying to deflect their spending...Hmmmm, must be an election coming or something.


16 posted on 05/24/2012 9:36:15 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; IMissPresidentReagan; ExCTCitizen; Matchett-PI; MadelineZapeezda; ...
I have despised Michael J. Fox since the day he got involved in politics, heavily shilling for Claire McCaskill ('RAT-Missouri) 6 years ago when McCaskill ousted Jim Talent.

Here's what Rush was just talking about:

Michael J. Fox Looks Past Stem Cells to Internet for Parkinson's Cure

I hope McCaskill - who voted for ObamaCare (don't forget that, Missouri!) - goes down in flames big time this November...

17 posted on 05/24/2012 9:54:53 AM PDT by nutmeg (So... Clinton was our first black president, and Obama is our first gay president?)
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To: nutmeg

And here’s to giving Bush credit;

Goolsbee isn’t the only one saying more than 2 million private sector jobs added in the last 14 months;

May. 6, 2011
http://www.indystar.com/article/20110506/NEWS/110506010/Obama-want-energy-breakthroughs-Indiana?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|IndyStar.com
“That means over the last 14 months,” Obama said, “we’ve added more than 2 million jobs in the private sector.”

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/business/news/article_1637565.php/Hiring-picks-up-but-US-jobless-rate-up-to-9-per-cent
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney pointed out to reporters that April was the 14th consecutive month of growth in private sector employment, for a total of 2.1 million jobs


18 posted on 05/24/2012 9:56:49 AM PDT by Son House (The Economic Boom Heard Around The World => TEA Party 2012)
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To: nutmeg

Do you remember when Rush got in trouble for supposedly “mimicking” Michael J. Fox on the Dittocam?

I think they claimed that McCaskill won in MO because of it.


19 posted on 05/24/2012 10:12:23 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: All

Anyone know what Rush was reading before break?


20 posted on 05/24/2012 10:24:12 AM PDT by GoCards (I am a Hobbit)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Good afternoon, megaRushTellsItAlldittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^= Rush Limbaugh 2 Pictures, Images and Photos Rush Limbaugh Show
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21 posted on 05/24/2012 10:30:04 AM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: sloop

in 1989 in Ca...the only HR POS I ever had........I pee’d on


22 posted on 05/24/2012 10:39:31 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: advertising guy

The New Black Panthers are going to put a hit out on Rush for telling the truth about Trayvon Martin.


23 posted on 05/24/2012 10:45:01 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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bttt


24 posted on 05/24/2012 10:45:40 AM PDT by Matchett-PI ("If you want to understand the modern Left, read Dostoevsky's The Possessed. Trust me" ~RJ Moeller)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Rush is protected by Old White Cougars......lmao


25 posted on 05/24/2012 10:51:27 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: advertising guy

That’s a good one. Rush should use it.


26 posted on 05/24/2012 10:52:45 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

he had readers here.....lol


27 posted on 05/24/2012 10:55:17 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Do you qualify? :-O


28 posted on 05/24/2012 10:57:18 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

america ain’t big enuf for you to hide

lmao


29 posted on 05/24/2012 10:59:23 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I will next month, sadly. :-(

I’m already getting the e-mails from AARP. They’re circling.

Of course, if I sign up for any organization, it will be a conservative one, but I can’t decide between “Generation America” and AMAC.


30 posted on 05/24/2012 10:59:34 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: CSM

HR wanted a justification for larger computer monitors. We each submitted ours and two of us were “granted” new ones. The other guy stated that he was working with a monitor borrowed from the obsolete equipment disposal area because his had broken and he had not been approved for one yet. (They were only approving the larger monitors.) Me? I told them I was old and doing comparisons of two files on a small monitor was driving me toward filing a claim because my eyesight wasn’t the same any longer.


31 posted on 05/24/2012 11:05:29 AM PDT by Ingtar ("As the light begins to fade in the city on the hill")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I thought Flag Day was your 15th 29th birthday.

Mrs S is younger than you? I did rob the cradle though hehehe...


32 posted on 05/24/2012 11:09:23 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

So, Bush was able to plan and execute 911 in only 9 months in office, yet Obama was not able to take the reigns of the presidential duties in general for 10 months. Yet the same libtards will tell us that Bush was the dumbest president in history and Obama is brilliant!

Idiot libtards.


33 posted on 05/24/2012 11:15:26 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Does that make you a male cougar?


34 posted on 05/24/2012 11:17:57 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Rush Limbaugh

That was an awesome anti capitalism montage from 0bama.

If Mittens was smart he’d make a commercial out of it.


35 posted on 05/24/2012 11:18:09 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: CSM

That candy-ass Richard Clarke claims Bush should have known about 9/11
because he was given that memo Bin Laden was going to attack with no
other information about when or where or how or why.

Libturds could have deciphered it though.


36 posted on 05/24/2012 11:24:36 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

She lied about her age!


37 posted on 05/24/2012 11:26:38 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: CSM
...they just responded that he must not have known that I was the buyer for 30% of their business...

Hopefully they took your picture and put an 8x10 of it in the HR goon's cubicle so he won't forget you...ever.

38 posted on 05/24/2012 11:28:50 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend

WooHoo Scott Walker up 8 points!


39 posted on 05/24/2012 11:37:56 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: All
if only solyndra could have held on until 2014

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/05/22/obamas-war-on-coal-hits-your-electric-bill/print#ixzz1vdHXPyja

Last week PJM Interconnection, the company that operates the electric grid for 13 states held its 2015 capacity auction.

That’s eight times higher than the price for 2012...

Why the massive price increases?

“Capacity prices were higher than last year's because of retirements of existing coal-fired generation resulting largely from environmental regulations which go into effect in 2015.”

These are not computer models or projections or estimates. These are the actual prices that electric distributors have agreed to pay for new capacity. The costs will be passed on to consumers at the retail level.

can you imagine - in 2 years - a $100 power bill will be $800 minimum

40 posted on 05/24/2012 11:38:25 AM PDT by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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To: Clint N. Suhks
Uh-huh. A woman never lies upward about her age.

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Scott Walker might be up in the polls, but the number of absentee ballots has already exceeded those from the primary. That is to say, beware stupid union voter fraud tricks.
41 posted on 05/24/2012 11:41:10 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; rush; All

FYI, NY Public School, Mandatory Arabic for Bacc. Status

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/arabic_mandatory_at_city_public_UdLomjOOnZNfjDfs6YQrUN#.T744PsCECow.email

Rush PLEASE address this tomorrow.


42 posted on 05/24/2012 11:48:32 AM PDT by AliVeritas (God's will be done. Pray, Pray, Pray, Penance, Penance, Penance.)
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To: hattend

I know I won’t forget him!


43 posted on 05/24/2012 11:51:11 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

” absentee ballots has already exceeded those from the primary. “

Can’t they check that?


44 posted on 05/24/2012 11:52:50 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2887412/posts


45 posted on 05/24/2012 12:01:08 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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