Posted on 05/24/2012 1:05:03 PM PDT by Kartographer
He's not the Thrilla From Wasilla anymore.
Bristol Palin's baby-daddy, Levi Johnston, is now penniless and living in his mother's Alaska home, a source tells Us Weekly.
"Levi made more than $1 million and squandered it on guns, boats and four-wheelers," the source says of Playgirl's winter 2010 cover model, 22.
(Excerpt) Read more at usmagazine.com ...
How proud his Mom must be.
I guarantee he wouldn’t be living in my house if he was my son.
In a van, down by the river.
Oh....Playgirl? As former WWF star Bret Hart said to taunt Shawn Michaels - "I don't even think girls read that!"
Hey Levi. Time to take one for the team! You have a kid to support.
What a shame. That boy had a real future ahead of him.....as a fire hydrant.
He will have a promising gig on TruTV’s “World’s Dumbest”
I seem to recall that he impregnated some other girl recently. What, are we going to have to pay welfare & food stamps & housing to his illegitimate offspring? What a dirtbag slug. He needs to get “fixed” so at least he wouldn’t be spawning more illegitimate offspring that we the taxpayers are footing the bill for!
Sarah Palin’s pretty much out of the picture right now so his worth to the media is nonexistent. No one knows him, no one cares. He’s done for until she runs for president.
If he grossed a million don’t you figure taxes, lawyers, agents, drivers, bodyguards, hairdressers, clothiers, and whatever else collection of celebrity vultures exist to instantly latch onto the first year or two of fresh meat, pretty much sucked up the bulk of his earnings?
If in regular life, new money can melt away when only you know about it and are going through the kid in the candy store time, think what it must be like when all of your largely fake money is coming from the vultures and their own self created industry, and not only are they waving dazzling new services and expenditures, and sexy purchases and toys before your eyes, in reality you are just a prop they are using to filter their cuts and commissions through.
Pretty sure Bristol is all set, money-wise. If I was her I would absolve him of all child care payments and just move on with my life.
Really... when they say 8-12 pounds, they really mean it- That's all those things will hold!
The media lost all interest in Levi once Sarah declined to run.
He should have bought some triple tax exempt muni bonds. $1mm at a taxable equivalent yield of 8% would net him $80,000.00 a year in income and he’d still have a million bucks.
He always was a dip shit. So what else is new, and why the Alligator tears???
Guns, boats, four-wheelers? Sounds like he’s all set up to take tourists out hunting and fishing, if he’s smart enough to realize it.
...or he has sheltered his money from child support claims.
If you're gonna squander a million bucks, I can't think of any better ways to squander it.
You forget that the IRS takes over half. So that leaves you with 450k. lol
Except for Levi is Tripp’s Dad, and that can’t be undone.
That is IF he paid them. LOL Hopefully he didn’t pay them and now owes them to! LOL
Levi can give up his rights. People do it all the time.
Fixed it!
“she has become an example to America’s young ladies since she became a mother.”
Yeah cause DWTS sure is something worth emulating - rolls eyes.
Hey,mom! I need some money. I saw this really cool boat!
Do they? What if he does not? and I doubt that he would.
As a conservative, I was thinking more of her being an official activist and spokeswoman and best selling author for the pro-life movement and the abstinence movement.
I don’t know if that counts as a positive example by your politics and agenda.
His 15 minutes are over until Sarah becomes relevant again on the national scene then he’ll get trotted out compensated for more bile and lies about the Palin family.
What’s the saying, “Young, dumb, and full of ......”?
Write him a check for 50 grand and have him sign a paper giving up his parental rights.
He’d probably take it. Has he shown any interest in helping to raise his child? Not that I’ve seen, Although, I admit, I’m not really paying all that much attention since it doesn’t affect me or mine.
Spare me. She cashed in and is an astute businesswoman. Period. Anything else attributed to her is wishful thinking. Role model? No sale.
Yes, in his case that would also work.
Spare me your anti-conservative ignorance.
Bristol Palin is a longtime conservative spokeswoman and activist and author, formally so.
Bristol became a national spokeswoman for the pro-life movement and the abstinence movement.
Let me guess, social conservatism not your bag, Governor Palin not your bag?
Maybe he can do a porn movie with "octomom" for a celebrity has- been twofer.
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ROTFLMAO! Believing fluff & nonsense sure is yours.
I can’t believe he could make that kind of money in so short a time.
I suspect one day, he will really, really, really regret treating Bristol that way. She’s a sharper lady, like her mom, than many folks thought at first and not terribly bad looking.
Be careful. They could get stuck next time you roll them.
Your post made me laugh out loud. Never thought about it like that!
Make-up call to Bristol in 5…4…3…2…
Howls of derisive laughter and hang-up by Bristol in 10…9…8…7…
The only part of that kid that seems to work is his penis.
Thanks US Magazine for bringing this important development on the saga of Levi the anal sphincter. I’ve been losing sleep over what he’s been up to. Please send your reporters to cover the Octomom next week, I heard she was penniless and living in squalor too. I can’t get enough of these hard hitting journalistic masterpieces.
And he kept none of this loot? Surely he could get at least half of the money back. Guns, boats, and four-wheelers sell well in Alaska.
Mocking pro-life and abstinence leadership is an astounding flaw, to do it so childishly is, well, childish.
I don’t think he will ever grow up.
That boy really does need to stop letting the little head do all the thinking.
just 22....wow...the good thing is he has plenty of time to right the ship....number one lesson:..stop being a media whore.....support your children.....
I suppose that depends on the results of testing after those nights with Kathy Griffin.
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