Posted on 05/27/2012 8:21:52 AM PDT by Renfield
MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.
The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend....
(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...
The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.
Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.
Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.
The other guy was naked too ....Im thinking this was just “cocaine psychosis” and frustration at the inability to marry
Police were trying to identify the victim but the witnesses on the scene all said his face didnt ring a bell
Then again it could have merely been a face-off
sounds like a normal day in San Fransicko
I worked at a a gun store last year and bought a few boxes of that Zombie-max, taking advantage of my employee discount. So I’m ready for anything.
The job for the writers for Dexter Season 7 just became much easier.
Yes, Renfield, vampires are just in the movies. Zombies... That ch!t’s real.
Just another example of the lack of creativity in the Hollywood writing community. This is merely a combo remake.
The Silence of the Lambs and Face/Off:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102926/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119094/
Not surprised... this is, after all, Obama’s America....
just when CSI Miami is cancelled
I happened to see this on Drudge first and quickly searched FR for this thread, knowing it would be a great one. I wasn’t disappointed.
FR has some very clever posters... I hope the word is getting out over the internet.
“It’s sick and getting sicker!”
“Hey pal, Bite me!” is probably a very unwise insult indeed, especially in Miami;)
“Did they look like Obama’s sons?”
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For some as yet unexplained reason, the Miami Police Department’s facial recognition technology is having some difficulty in properly processing the living individual’s image.
Yeah, I ate someone’s face last week.
I was so hungry...
A lot of links explaining the reasons for the zombie apocalypse and the correct ammo to deal with the situation in this article:
http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombie_apocalypse_Miami_police.html
WHAT? Bummer!
In retrospect, it was a bad idea to drink and read this post.
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