Detroit Men Shoot Each Other Over Kool Aid

nation.foxnews.com ^ | June 1, 2012 | By ANDREA ISOM

[Alistair Stratford IV]

Two Shot in Detroit after Argument Over Kool-Aid

Suspects still on the loose

By ANDREA ISOM

Witnesses say two men in the Brightmoor neighborhood were so passionate about the way they make Kool-Aid, they started arguing with each other over who does it better. Sadly, that fight took a horrifying turn when they both pulled out guns and started firing at each other. Again, this was over Kool-Aid. They didn't hit each other, but two innocent bystanders suffered gunshot wounds in the soft drink shooting.

[UCANSEE2]

First, if it was Kool-Aid, then there isn’t much argument over the recipe.

Second, what is ‘Kool-Aid’ in drug slang?

Maybe they should have called their ‘recipe’.... Kill-Aid.

[PowderMonkey]

Drink up, Detroit. Drink up...

[Paladin2]

"They didn't hit each other"

Not drinking their own kool-aid there were, or not.

[Paladin2]

there —> they

[Paladin2]

Duh! wrong on both counts.

Time to retire for the evening.

[a fool in paradise]

Hold muh Kool Aid and watch this...

[Jack Hydrazine]

Don’t forget about the Racist Gift Basket (practical joke) by Gabriel Iglesias.
(warning: bad language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbppTv4pCGQ

[Jack Hydrazine]

Were they really fighting over a Colt 45 or fighting with them?

[a fool in paradise]

[SoFloFreeper]

Let me guess: Holder’s people?

[elkfersupper]

The concept and execution of multiple gunshots without hitting the intended target(s) needs to be outlawed for anyone but Law Enforcement Officers.

[4buttons]

Attorney General Holder recently addressed a group of black clergyman on the topic, “Kool-Aid: Sacred To Our People, Especially Grape”.

[Moose4]

“Tonight, on truTV...’The Grape Drank Murders.’”

}:-)4

[ConradofMontferrat]

My first thought.

But on refection, this sounds more like Vincente Fox’s people.

Just a guess, but who knows? Those damn Amish are getting pretty uppity.

[Molon Labbie]

Whut I want ta know is...

Was it pupple drank or red drank?

[cripplecreek]

Oh yeah!!!!

[Humble Servant]

” They didn’t hit each other, but two innocent bystanders suffered gunshot wounds in the soft drink shooting. “

... Forty shots rang out;
Forty people fell.
Patty and the Killer missed each other,
But they shot that town to hell.

This really, really calls for a parody of “Cow Patty” by Jim Stafford.

[andyk]

Hilarious!

[PGalt]

ROFLMAO!

[Bob]

Darn! While your link works fine, the link in that article isn’t working. I was looking forward to reading the whole story.