Al Qaeda Offshoot Offers Camels for Obama's Head, Hens for Hillary Clinton's

Yahoo News ^ | 10 June 2012 | MOHAMED IBRAHIM

[vikingd00d]

The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new $33 million bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton – 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton.

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.

[Feckless]

10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary

In the 80's a big Houston biddnes guy and his wife retired to a "Green Acres" lifestyle near my Dad in central Texas. He wanted to raise chickens for eggs.

He bought 500 hens and 500 roosters.

My old man almost whipped himself to death laughing and they ate fried chicken for months.

[Hieronymus]

Could you get me a source on that? I’d love to pass it on, but not without documentation to fall back on.

[Condor51]

The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new ... bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama ...10 camels for Obama

Whoa, I'm let's not scoff at this, They ain't 'mocking'.
First we have find out if they mean animals or cigarettes.

And if they are cigarettes we have to find out if they mean:

• 10 individual Camels
  
• 10 Packs of Camels
  
• 10 Cartons of Camels
  
• Or 10 Cases of Camels

Heck in NYC 10 Cases of Camels is worth a Kings Ransom and 10 Cartons get can Fat Tony to whack someone for you.

Been smoking em for 52 years.
They ain't killed me yet.

I started smoking late,
not until I was 12

[Condor51]

NOTE edit error.
DELETE: 'I'm after Whoa and before let's

[Condor51]

Best dang cigarette ever made -- Camels -- YES!!

(no sissy Filter, or Menthol 'Flavor' that'll give you a nasty lung disease ('series')).

[BTCM]

And just what was Bubba offering for fat girl interns head?

[BTCM]

And just what was Bubba offering for fat girl interns head?

[hummingbird]

Kinda’ sounds fair to me, what with the Euro tanking and whatnot.

[hummingbird]

Just came home from the Goodwill store...what a deal!

[hummingbird]

She looks like my friend's Nana...

[hoosiermama]

LOL Thanks for the morning laugh.

[hummingbird]

“Does the Woman actually own a mirror?”

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They keep breaking...

[hummingbird]

““10 cocks for Hillary”

Somebody who only warrants a camel is gonna be raving jealous over that one.”

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Ha!

[skinkinthegrass]

"And Barry smokes menthols."..he likes to play music...the flute/pipe, I believe.

[edpc]

Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education in the same semester at the madrassa?

It's too hard on the donkey.

[windcliff]

Sunday morning ping.

[depressed in 06]

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton...

Whereabouts? The world will be awash in camels and hens. Jackasses would be more appropriate.

[Quickgun]

Hmmm.. Al Quaida leader, worth 33 million.
Hillary, worth 20 chickens.
Obama, a few Camels.
Even though they are our enemies, their perspective of net worth may be better than ours?......

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/algoof.wav

[Citizen Rights]

“The Coolidge Effect” in the field of biology is named after the following anecdote:

The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, “Dozens of times each day.” Mrs. Coolidge said, “Tell that to the President when he comes by.” Upon being told, President asked, “Same hen every time?” The reply was, “Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time.” President: “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”