They'll have to pry it out of my cold dead hands first!
Posted on 06/12/2012 7:47:32 AM PDT by massmike
TMI. Major TMI.
Less messy.
Anotomically faulty toilets at your place?
My husband makes a mess - who cares? He’s a man!!!
Only at the Oktoberfest in Munich, where no-one wants to give up their seat at the table...
My wife would make me clean it up, and I’d rather not.
They'll have to pry it out of my cold dead hands first!
LOL -- I wonder if you realize how endearing that comment is.
Indeed, I do it mean it endearingly. Men have to put up with women’s icky problems and we have to put up with yours. That’s what love and marriage are all about.
Now that is just funny! I like the way you think.
The party said sit-down urination is more hygienic and reduces the risk of bathroom users having to negotiate their way around puddles en route to the toilet.
A real man can poo standing up.
So, you’ve visited “Armpitistan” too?
Don't know about anyone else here, but I would have a heck of time getting up off the Shower floor after I took a Pee.
The fact that my fat white a$$ would be covered in Urine wouldn't be appreciated by the Firemen having to come and get me out of there.
Yep, that’s exactly right. And there is something really sweet about that mutual forebearance.
Gå pissa upp en flaggstång.
unless he enjoys falling into the toilet bowl.
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That is why you put down that open part of the seat.
I have to sit when my back is acting up.
You know, lifting heavy things....
Actually on the toilet seat being up, I would rather have it that way so you can at least know the LAST MF didn’t whiz on the seat.
Another TMI alert!!!
I had to tell you that days later I still chuckle when I recall your humorous reply.
Thank you for the smiles.
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