Hah! I was flying a twin and ran into a thunderstorm. The guy with me in the right seat was a Marine pilot I was taking back to the town where we both live. It was night. The rain was beating against the windscreen and you couldn’t see crap. There was lightning going off all around us. This guy was like sweating bullets and I swear ever few seconds he farted. I told him nothing to worry about. Then when things were really getting bad I looked at him and asked him to scare me. WTF he says - why? I said I had the hiccups, could concentrate.