Posted on 06/15/2012 7:56:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The rat is cornered.
There must be something that is majorly wrong in the IT world. My employer has been having a GLOBAL Microsoft outage since about 4 AM this morning. Thankfully we have interwebs operatin, so I can FReep!
Good afternoon n’@ everyone!
Is there ANY recourse to over turn this illegal illegal alien Onamination?!?
Catch, Release, Vote...needs to go viral. ASAP...and Romney is apparently living RENT FREE in Buh-Rock’s head:)
Rush frustrates me at times. He is saying we should have seen Obama as a disaster 3.5 years ago and not voted him in yet he did so very little to support the Republican candidate because of his personal dislike of him. Rush’s lack of support affected that election bigtime if you ask me and now he’s upset that Obama won.
It’s also Military Gay pride day.
I kid you not!
LOLOLing Romney Bus driving circles around the 0bama speech honking its horn.
This ad is brilliant.
Hahaha! This is damn funny. I missed who put this together.
Rush never endorses a candidate.
He always just espouses his values and lets the listener decide.
Seems to work better than what has been going on on FR where we actively tear down our candidate.
Dis Romney really do that?
That there is funny! LOL
It’s sick. Mittens better put a stop to it.
The one Rush just played:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIL5xmSYj1o&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SP823CC97C6B3DFC35
Thanks.
Vacuum Bob linked it yesterday on the Rush thread. He scooped Rush!
If he doesn’t, WE will.
Hilarious!
I’m starting to like the guy.
My gosh, it was economics, no one in the audience had a clue from the beginning.
Shabby chic= neuveau riche
Down here we had another term for it. LOL!
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